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Old 01-30-2002, 10:30 AM
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Talking A man takes his wife to a livestock show.......

They start walking down an aisle
where several prize-winning bulls are stalled. A sign on the first bull's
stall reads:

"This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and
says, "He mated 50 times in a year. That's nearly once a week. Isn't that nice!."

They proceed to the next bull whose sign states: "This bull mated 65 times
last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times
last year. That's over 5 times a month. You could learn from this one!"

They went to the last bull whose stall has a sign saying: "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife's mouth drops open and she says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could REALLY learn
from this one."

The man, finally fed up, turns to his wife and says, "Go up and ask if he had the same cow every day."

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...And she probably was a cow..
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