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Old 01-30-2002, 03:22 PM
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A man goes into his dentist's office with a terrible pain in his jaw. Soon enough, he's in the chair and the doctor starts probing with his metal pick.
"Does this hurt?" he asks, as his patient's knuckles whitened. Finally the dentist stood back and asked:
"Do you eat lots of candy?"
"No."
"Do you drink lots of soda pop?"
"Very seldom."
"Have you been brushing every day?"
"Yes doctor, three times a day."
"Well, I can't think of anything that's causing all the cavities you have. Can you think of anything?"
"Well, I do like hollandaise sauce an awful lot."
"Hollandaise sauce?"
"Yes, I love the stuff. I have it on everything. On toast, eggs, cereal, ice-cream, pancakes, and so on. I just can't get of it!"
"Well, I'll tell you what, let me put in a plate and see if it helps."

The dentist put a plate into his patients mouth, and sent him on his way, with instructions to come back in six months for a check-up. The months passed quickly enough, and soon the man was back into the
chair.

"Doc, I can't believe it! Since you put that plate in, I've had no problems with my teeth at all! What was it made of anyway?"
"It was a chrome plate."
"Chrome? Why a chrome plate?"
"Well you know," said the dentist.
"There's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!"

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Isreali police are looking for a man named Joseph, wanted for looting in the port city of Haifa. The suspect is described as the son of an ex-nun from Barcelona and a German father. He was a former flutist and worked occasionally as a farmer.

In short, he is "A Haifa-lootin, flutin' Teuton, sun-of-a-nun from Barcelona, part-time plowboy Joe,"

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Yep, those jokes are so bad, I DO feel like I'm being punished.
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<STRONG>Yep, those jokes are so bad, I DO feel like I'm being punished. </STRONG>
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