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Old 01-31-2002, 11:53 AM
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Daily Man Bash >:-{} (not too be taken too personally, guys)


Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who's "willy" is thick and long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he promises to call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash he won't be annoyed.
One who pulls out my chair, opens my door,
massages my back begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who will make love
to my mind,
Knows just what to say when I ask,
"Do I have too big a behind?"
One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin,
In the hall, the shower, the garden and kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me no end,
And never attempts to screw my best friend.
I pray for all this as I kneel by my bed,
and look at the **** Head you sent me instead!!!
Amen
 
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Old 01-31-2002, 12:06 PM
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WOW.... . Between this post and the "Tech support on men" post, I'm glad I'm not your better half.......
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He is my better half!!! But, doesn't hurt to stir the pot occasionally in the name of good, clean fun!
 
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Sorry Pussmando, I will leave the Post Ho-in
up to you guys. I don't have the time to even try to keep up!
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