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They must be counting all the bass boats. :D

Let me wrap this up for you...

BOTH SUCK.

:eek: :eek: :eek:

Let me tell you why, on my little lake, called the OCEAN, there are larger boats (480ft+), more boats (thousands upon thousands), and more partying (every coast of every major land masses on this planet)

Oh yea, and its alot bigger too...

So when you guys get tired of playing in those rain puddles, come down and visit me, and Ill take you for a ride...

:D :D

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Originally posted by Laveyman:
Besides, the crowd at Havasu will absolutely eclipse those at LOTO!!! :p

Hell yeah...that's because everyone has those huge beer bellies - men and women alike. Quite the eclipse... :rolleyes: :p

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Originally posted by LakeRacer:
First, all 10 of us will sit around and have a circle jerk. Bet Phantom wins!
Second, we'll get in our little jet boats and meet at the Sandbar at 11am or so. Not to early 'cause we'll have partied all night Friday - don't know about you but those Shirley Temples go right to my head. I'll make sure I grease the "you-know what's" of the sheriffs. :eek: It has to be the Sandbar because it will be the only place big enough to hold all of us - 'cause we just love Dove Bars and Snickers, right?

We'll airlift some fat slob up to the top of the hill to take the photo. Better yet, we'll just take it from the cargo plane that way we can make sure everyone is in the picture. :D :D Better get the extra wide lens for that shot, huh? Damn, hope there's at least one cute chick that weekend.

After we're done with the picture we'll motor on up the river to the Avi Resort and Casino to do a little gambling or we could go to Havasu Springs and have a late lunch. Maybe some tofu and watercress sandwiches :cool: :D On second thought we might have to have a beach party 'cause there won't be any place big enough to hold all of us that are gonna show up. Snickers bar, anyone? We can sit around and I'll bring my guitar and we can all sing folk songs and have a "pull-my-finger" contest. Bet Havasu Kicks wins!

Havasu sucks! LOTO Rules :D

[ 01-16-2002: Message edited by: LakeRacer ]

Sorry dude, I really couldn't resist. No hard feeling bro!

[ 01-17-2002: Message edited by: G-Force ]

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Originally posted by G-Force:


Hell yeah...that's because everyone at LOTO has those huge beer bellies - men and women alike. Quite the eclipse... :rolleyes: :p

Huh? What mean this?

G-Force Dude! Good One. I understand. You're just jealous :eek: :D :D

G-Force,
Tears,Tears, Tears---

I couldn't stop laughing!!!! :D :D :D :D

Give ya a call tomorrow,
Dave

Arial pics would be great to see....
That way we’ll know why the Tornado decided to strike (you know, with all the runabout’s and pontoon boats, probably looks like a trailer park from the sky) :eek: :eek:

Maybe some sound bites too...
I’m sure “Dueling Banjo’s” sounds just great on CD, and hey, I hear they’ve recently released the soundtrack to “Deliverance”... Oh yeah, now we're talking!!! :rolleyes:

Havasu will take this so easy..

Maybe you LOTO folks should go drum up some excitement at “Boating” or “Boating World”, some of those sites that have tons of similar big-ass runabout’s. :D :D

C2