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LutzParty 01-31-2002 04:39 PM

The Postman is My Friend
 
Yes, Joe the postman is my friend.

Today on this crappy, cold & icy day. The postman rang our doorbell and said he had a package that needed signing for. I thought oh **** IRS or some other equally costly piece of mail.

I signed, and he handed me a little bitty package about 6"x4" hmmm I thought what could be in here? So I carefully opened the package and what to my wondering eyes did appear, but 3 teeny weeny, itsy bitsy, Bikini's !!! :D oh and a free crop top cover up.

It seems MissAmy has been busy getting ready for LOTO. :D :D :D

jawbreakerkid 01-31-2002 05:03 PM

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeahhhhhh baby! i just love those types of packages!

kevin- the best part is yet to come......modeling show!!!!!!!

chad

Laveyman 01-31-2002 05:05 PM

A belated Xmas present for sure! Think of the fun you'll have unwrapping it!!! :eek:

LutzParty 01-31-2002 05:09 PM

wow this is getting better by the minute ......... whew whooooooo

jawbreakerkid 01-31-2002 05:11 PM

ahemmmm.....pics please! :D

chad

LutzParty 01-31-2002 05:25 PM

Chad, ah ah ah ......you will just have to wait until LOTO :eek: :D :D

Laveyman 01-31-2002 05:37 PM

What about us West Coasters??? PICS! PICS! PICS!

Cord 01-31-2002 05:41 PM

If she's shopping for LOTO, what's the bikini for? :confused:

traviss 01-31-2002 05:45 PM

hehe...... they make leather bikini's :eek:

Cord 01-31-2002 06:31 PM

Yea, but traviss, leather shrinks when it gets wet. :eek: :D

Laveyman 01-31-2002 06:43 PM

That's the whole idea behind the leather bikini! :D

Waterfoul 01-31-2002 07:37 PM

Hey, I've got pic$ of Mi$$Amy in a bikini!!! Who want'$ em??? Could ea$ily email them to you!! LOL!!!!

Everyone caught my $ubliminal me$$age, right?

traviss 01-31-2002 07:56 PM

LOL!!! foul :D :D :D

LutzParty 01-31-2002 10:14 PM

Scott,
I was afraid that a few may think that. I tried wording it to avert any such thoughts................However it appears that you had that thought.

Excuse me for letting that image creep into your head. Yes ill admit it would be a scarey site..........

Rest assured they are all for MissAmy.

Shorgasm 02-01-2002 12:20 AM

Yup....did the bikini thing today.... :eek: :eek: :eek:

BUT this time it was fun.......BOOBIES!!!!!

Got a new Tiger print one.......this will make ya purrrrrrrrrrrr..... :D :D :D

Audiofn 02-01-2002 12:56 AM

Grrrr baby GRRRRR :D :D

Oh behave!!! :D :D

packinair 02-01-2002 01:13 AM

i STILL HAVE THE SPOT BETWEEN MISSAMY AND BOAT GIRL RESERVED AT LOTO

LutzParty 02-01-2002 08:10 AM

Packin, all of those arrangements must be cleared by the captain of the vessel. :D :D

jawbreakerkid 02-01-2002 11:15 AM

Troutly - LOL!!! :D who wears the pants???

jbk

MissAmy 02-01-2002 11:44 AM

Troutly, being the first and only mate, I ALWAYS follow the captain's orders....GGRRrrrr baby GGGrrrr!

JBK, Lutz does wear the pants....he just doesn't quite have the legs for a skirt! ;) :D :D

jawbreakerkid 02-01-2002 11:54 AM

Miss Amy- LOL! ;)

jbk

Shorgasm 02-01-2002 12:23 PM


Originally posted by Troutly:
<STRONG>

I happen to look good in a skirt!

:D</STRONG>
This what bothers me about our little Troutly...A cross-dressing possum's pecker with a badge...... :eek: :eek: :eek:

;)

MissAmy 02-01-2002 12:32 PM

Troutly,
So what you're saying is you still have my panties and you wear them with a SKIRT???? ;) :D LOL!! :D :D :D :D

jawbreakerkid 02-01-2002 12:39 PM

MissAmy- perhaps we need to choose someone else to hold the clothes for the bikini contest this year....at least you and nicole would stand a better chance of getting all of them back. troutly is hereby disqualified from the runnings.

let me guess who will be the first to sign up??? hmmmmmmmmm....waterfoul!!! :D

jbk

HiPerf2000 02-01-2002 12:48 PM


Originally posted by Cord:
<STRONG>Yea, but traviss, leather shrinks when it gets wet. :eek: :D</STRONG>
I'm sure Travis knows all aspects of the Cow. :D :eek: :D

LutzParty 02-01-2002 01:09 PM

Chad
The LutzParty can be the official prepping and primping station. Where the clothes may be stored while the girls strut their stuff. OSO women will rule.

Hmmm waterfoul will im sure demand some participation. Maybe he can give the girls final inspection before the strut. Cking for Loose threads :eek: and stuff.
:D

Cord 02-01-2002 01:12 PM

I hereby declare that my cabin shall be the offical ladies changing room.

LutzParty 02-01-2002 01:31 PM

Cord

Sorry, The LP will have the a/c cranking and perhaps is a bit more roomy. More area to practice their moves... :eek:

:D

ssherman 02-01-2002 01:39 PM

Forget the Bikini wait until you see MISS AMY'S hair cut :eek: :eek: :D ;)

tanned fat looks better 02-01-2002 01:43 PM


Originally posted by ssherman:
<STRONG>hair cut :eek: :eek: :D ;)</STRONG>
????

MissAmy 02-01-2002 01:44 PM

Ssherman...HUH????????? WHAT???????

ssherman 02-01-2002 01:57 PM

I tried to re-email the photo to the address you gave me did you get it?

The hair you know the lady from Raoul's with the pick up line of i love your hair. :D

MissAmy 02-01-2002 02:00 PM

Yes Sherman,.......it finally dawned on me what you meant. I was like.."oh i get it now!!" heehee

And yes, we did finally get your picture. We'll post er up this weekend! :cool:

PhantomChaos 02-01-2002 05:40 PM

Does they look like this??????

http://www.vxi.cc/312/new-bikini.jpg

:D :D :D :D

LutzParty 02-01-2002 09:49 PM

Nort

Yes Very similar except for the steel hands. :eek:

And that might make for some interesting tan lines too. :D

Waterfoul 02-02-2002 05:07 PM

Damn!! I haven't been keeping up with this thread!!

I hearby volunteer (no payment required) to be the pre-inspector for the OSO bikini contest contestents. No problem!!!

Cord, cabin? On a 26 Firhawk? Yeah, right! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Audiofn 02-02-2002 07:18 PM

Foul he is smarter then you think. Think about that small cabin for a bit :D :D OH BEHAVE!!!!


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