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masher44 02-14-2006 01:24 PM

Questions that you will be asked at the ramp in 2006....
 
Why is your boat so much faster than mine?
-DryPipeTiger

How come the women on your boat are so much skinnier than mine?
-Troutly

Why did you give me much such a bad rooster tail?
-Links

Can you and Stecz please leave some women for us?
-GLH

You got any extra money for gas?
- DryPipeTiger

Do you think GLH will finally accept my sexual orientation?
- Waterheater

Can I come into the U.S.?
- JS232

Where is that crappin freak with my money?
- Byrdman

When are you going to finally beat my brother up and whisk me away to Texas?
- Lucididee

Am I finally cool enough to hang out with you guys?
- Old School

Who should I stomp first?
- DC

Will you ever pay your bill for your engine?
- JC

How can I get the E Dock guys to stay out past midnight?
- 42 MTI

Can my wife press her cans against the hood of your Excursion?
- P Offshore

Should I just sell my boat and take up golf?
-TSG

DAMN!!! That can't be a 46 Skater that passed me!!! Can it?
- 42 MTI
- OU Want Some
- Rare Breed

BajaRunner 02-14-2006 01:27 PM

Re: Dumb things that will be said to you at the ramp in 2006....
 
:D :D

Downtown42 02-14-2006 01:34 PM

Re: Dumb things that will be said to you at the ramp in 2006....
 
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is that one of them Cigarette boats? :mad:

44MTI 02-14-2006 01:42 PM

Re: Dumb things that will be said to you at the ramp in 2006....
 
Which way did the E-dock guys go. We lost sight their rooster tails. :evilb:
-SBRT and Masher.

Panther 02-14-2006 01:47 PM

Re: Things that will be said to you at the ramp in 2006....
 

Originally Posted by masher44
When are you going to finally beat my brother up and whisk me away to Texas?
- Lucididee

:D :D :D



I thought they would ask , "why is it so short and skinny? :eek: :drink:
- masher

JS232 02-14-2006 01:49 PM

Re: Things that will be said to you at the ramp in 2006....
 
More declarations:

:evilb: :p



DRYPIPETIGER : «I hope I’l see you more often in 2006 my sweety…»

STECZ20 : «I brought my Aquavelva and my oldspice perfumes so I can seduce your women…»

GLH : «JS232, please, remove that SH#$T and go play in S.B.R.T. sand box!»

MASHER44 : «Ooops… I forgot my rig, can I be your boat b :D tch?

KANOOKSTR : «Shuuuttt! In fact, I am a French Frog, please, don’t let anyone know about it…»

WATERHEATER : «To bad M. Ramp! You should’ve take an appointment with my secretary, I’m going back home!»

thedonz 02-14-2006 01:53 PM

Re: Questions that you will be asked at the ramp in 2006....
 
How much hp do you have ? 1000 hp




































E A C H !!!!! :D :evilb: :evilb:

thedonz 02-14-2006 01:55 PM

Re: Dumb things that will be said to you at the ramp in 2006....
 

Originally Posted by Downtown42
is that one of them Cigarette boats? :mad:


That should suck, but you know what i respect you for admiting it, most fountain guys wouldn't admit it. but it does suck doesn't

jr mike

Wobble 02-14-2006 01:56 PM

Re: Questions that you will be asked at the ramp in 2006....
 
Labor day 2005 at the fuel dock

"It's $4.10 a gallon for super" :eek:

BLee 02-14-2006 02:06 PM

Re: Questions that you will be asked at the ramp in 2006....
 
Damn, when did you get THAT.
-SBRT


:evilb: :drink:


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