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OldSchool 03-30-2006 05:58 AM

Sailboters and the Barber
 
One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies, "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week."



The florist is pleased and leaves the shop.



Next morning when the barber goes to open there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.



Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you;

I'm doing community service this week."



The cop is happy and leaves the shop.



Next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door.



Later a Power Boater comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week."



The Power Boater is very happy and leaves the shop.



Next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank you card and a dozen different books such as "How to improve your business" and "Becoming more successful".



Then a Sail Boater comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week."

The Sail Boater is very happy and leaves the shop.

Next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen SailBoaters lined up waiting for a free haircut.

:D :evilb: :drink: :evilb:

CROWN MAN 03-30-2006 08:12 AM

Re: Sailboters and the Barber
 
Thanks I needed that this morning :D :D

Tantrum 03-30-2006 08:20 AM

Re: Sailboters and the Barber
 
:D :drink: :D

rickdarling 03-30-2006 08:33 AM

Re: Sailboters and the Barber
 
I work with two sail boaters and can't wait to spring this on them :D

ratman 03-30-2006 09:43 AM

Re: Sailboters and the Barber
 
touche :evilb:

MegaByte*3 03-30-2006 10:12 AM

Re: Sailboters and the Barber
 
Sailboaters rarely cut their hair, especially under the arms. Not even the men !!

UNSANE 03-30-2006 10:28 AM

Re: Sailboters and the Barber
 
Damn Hippies!!!! :evilb:

hpoffshore 03-30-2006 10:29 AM

Re: Sailboters and the Barber
 
Hey O.S., where'd you find that?

OldSchool 03-30-2006 11:14 AM

Re: Sailboters and the Barber
 

Originally Posted by hpoffshore
Hey O.S., where'd you find that?

I'm sorry Hugh, I should have included your name in the closing credits!! Thanks for the email!!! :drink:

DJD 03-30-2006 12:12 PM

Re: Sailboters and the Barber
 
HEHEHE
Priceless!


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