Sailboters and the Barber
03-30-2006, 05:58 AM
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Sailboters and the Barber
One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies, "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week."
The florist is pleased and leaves the shop.
Next morning when the barber goes to open there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you;
I'm doing community service this week."
The cop is happy and leaves the shop.
Next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door.
Later a Power Boater comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week."
The Power Boater is very happy and leaves the shop.
Next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank you card and a dozen different books such as "How to improve your business" and "Becoming more successful".
Then a Sail Boater comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week."
The Sail Boater is very happy and leaves the shop.
Next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen SailBoaters lined up waiting for a free haircut.
The florist is pleased and leaves the shop.
Next morning when the barber goes to open there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you;
I'm doing community service this week."
The cop is happy and leaves the shop.
Next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door.
Later a Power Boater comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week."
The Power Boater is very happy and leaves the shop.
Next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank you card and a dozen different books such as "How to improve your business" and "Becoming more successful".
Then a Sail Boater comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week."
The Sail Boater is very happy and leaves the shop.
Next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen SailBoaters lined up waiting for a free haircut.
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03-30-2006, 11:14 AM
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Re: Sailboters and the Barber
Originally Posted by hpoffshore
Hey O.S., where'd you find that?
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