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dreamer 03-30-2006 01:49 PM

Re: Oh, the Cigarette Boat ?
 

Originally Posted by GLH
I was parked in front of Blockbuster having lunch across the street at TGIF...

If she saw checkers she might be a Fountain fan.... no surprise from a hairdresser... Was she wearing a lot of jewelery and hairplugs? :D


he shoots!!!!.... he scores!!!

dreamer 03-30-2006 01:50 PM

Re: Oh, the Cigarette Boat ?
 

Originally Posted by GLH
Get a Tylenol down it with Evian sit on your Lazy-Boy or in your Jacuzzi and put a Band-Aid on your wounds, dry your eyes with some Kleenex and Xerox us your complaint written in Crayola for a Polaroid of this Kodak moment. We'll file it in the proper Tupperware mixed in with some Jell-O, a few Slinkys and Silly-Putty, put the whole thing in the Frigidaire beside the Cohibas and wait to see what turns out.

Meanwhile we'll put the Ski-Doo in Self-Storage and go for a Cigarette boat ride.


:D

and thats a three pointer :drink:

wrinkleface 03-30-2006 01:55 PM

Re: Oh, the Cigarette Boat ?
 

Originally Posted by Downtown42
So I called the storage guy and asked if I can pick up the FOUNTAIN next week. Damn land lubbers :stupid:

If U paid the poor bastard for storage, maybe he would let U get it out!!$$$$$$$$$$$$ :evilb:

damdonzi 03-30-2006 02:04 PM

Re: Oh, the Cigarette Boat ?
 

Originally Posted by GLH
Get a Tylenol down it with Evian sit on your Lazy-Boy or in your Jacuzzi and put a Band-Aid on your wounds, dry your eyes with some Kleenex and Xerox us your complaint written in Crayola for a Polaroid of this Kodak moment. We'll file it in the proper Tupperware mixed in with some Jell-O, a few Slinkys and Silly-Putty, put the whole thing in the Frigidaire beside the Cohibas and wait to see what turns out.

Meanwhile we'll put the Ski-Doo in Self-Storage and go for a Cigarette boat ride.


:D

Classic. :D

SHARKEY-IMAGES 03-30-2006 03:18 PM

Re: Oh, the Cigarette Boat ?
 
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I went to get my Bullet out of storage today.... ;)

The new hire comes out with this! :eek:

SHARKEY-IMAGES 03-30-2006 03:19 PM

Re: Oh, the Cigarette Boat ?
 
Then I woke up...... :(







. :D :D :D

Downtown42 03-30-2006 05:03 PM

Re: Oh, the Cigarette Boat ?
 
Shark, I thought you had OL dreams :evilb:

I bet the OL boys get really pissed when referred to a Cigarette boat :eek:

bouyhunter 03-30-2006 05:39 PM

Re: Oh, the Cigarette Boat ?
 

Originally Posted by sharkeymarine
I went to get my Bullet out of storage today.... ;)

The new hire comes out with this! :eek:

I think someone around here might know something about that boat...

AHEM...

Cord 03-30-2006 06:28 PM

Re: Oh, the Cigarette Boat ?
 
Did he ask you where you take it? Everybody around here seems to forget that big puddle to our east. :rolleyes:

masher44 03-30-2006 06:33 PM

Re: Oh, the Cigarette Boat ?
 
If it were a Cig you would have paid twice as much as it is worth and have already lost three times as much as you have with your Fountain :cool:


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