Sunday Morning Funny
 

A PROMISE KEPT

A man approaches his best friends wife one day
when her husband is at the office.

"Will you go to bed with me?" he asks.

"No, my husband would not approve," she responds.

"What if I give you $1000?"

"Well for a $1000, I think I will. Come back
tomorrow afternoon when he is at work."

So the man shows up the next day and slaps $1000
on the table and they do whatever it was they did.
In the evening her husband comes home a little
distraught.

"Was my best friend here today?"

"Yes," his wife replies with concern.

"And did he leave $1000?"

"Yes," she replies again, expecting the worst.

"Oh good, what a great pal he is. He came this
morning and asked if he could borrow a $1000
from me and promised to return it this afternoon!"

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Good one. :D :D

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That was a cheap shot, But funny!!! :D :D :D

LOL :D :D :D

HA!!!!!!!!!! :D

Sounds like something my ex would do. Except she didn't need the money thing.