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Old 01-18-2002, 11:33 AM
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More funnies before I go to work on the boat.
How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry It....

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down and use a lubricant....

Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they think men care....

How many men does it take to open a beer? should be opened by the time she brings it to you....

Why does the bride always wear white?
Because its good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator....

How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex?
Phone her.....

Why is the space between a women's breast and her hips called "a waist"?
Because you could easily fit another pair of tits there...

Why did the woman cross the road?
What's she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?!

How many sexist does it take to change a light bulb?
None, Let her cook in the dark....

What is the differance between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side....

What's the differance between pre-menstrual tension and B.S.E.?
One's mad cow disease; the others an agricultural problem....

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Old 01-18-2002, 11:48 AM
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Yes there is ice on the lake, but I still don't think I'd be out on it. After it was so warm, and we really haven't had that many days with really cold temps - I wouldn't.
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I give all of those a combined four !!!
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Old 01-18-2002, 04:02 PM
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Good stuff nauti girl. I especially liked the Q & A's.
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