The wife is going to kill me
 

Earlier I went to the bathroom to look for a nail clipper. I opened the cabinets in the bathroom and couldn't find a thing in that mess that she has. Every dresser looks like a junk draw full of makeup , lotions and other feminine products. I got so disgusted I got every draw dumped it on the floor and re organized everything. :mad: I couldn't believe what I found. Man what a mess. There were about 15 different kinds of lotions, thousands of hair clips, all kinds of face cleaners and many of things I should not mention. But 15 kinds of hand lotion what the hell do you need with a life time supply of lotion. :rolleyes: I have 2 kinds of oil in the shop 10-W-30 and 20-W-50 and that does me fine. :D When I was finished I had half a garbage pail full of junk. every thing is now organized as well as my shop. :D I love it.....but I think she is going to kill me :eek: :eek: :eek:

By the way I finally found that clipper :D

[ 02-03-2002: Message edited by: HOT BOAT ]

HotBoat,
Will you put some of your tools into your will for me? You are TOAST!
Tim T.

HOT BOAT--- may he rest in peace.

This must be the day for purging. I did the same thing here only it was the hall closet. I think I had about 12 bottles of cough syrup; all but 2 or 3 were expired....about 50 gazillion bandaids....and at least a dozen toothbrushes, not to mention several worn out bath towels. It's amazing how quickly you accumulate junk. I too had a trash bag full of junk. I can actually close the door all the way and can even fit the vacuum cleaner in their now.

As far as your wife's makeup..........well, that's just a girl thing. You know she might need that ONE shade of lipstick someday to go with that ONE outfit! ;) :D

I can understand the makeup thing but what's with the 15 kinds of lotions :rolleyes:

I just pour all the bottles together and make my own 'special' blend. If they are all so good, then together they must be even better, Right?

well you know...

legs
arms
face
hands
feet
thighs
bikini area
chest
butt
knees
lips..


I could only come up with 11 lotions women use :rolleyes:


Went shopping with the little lady today and she bought a makeup case that should have wheels on it, its so damn big :eek: :rolleyes:

Traviss will that case hold that gallon bucket of udder cream :eek: :eek: :D

hmmmmm probably not.... but her "udder cream" comes in a 55 gallon barrel :eek: :D :D

Udder cream tastes so good!!! :D

HB- Hope all goes well when the wife gets home. ;)

HOT BOAT:
I've got two words for you. Kevlar vest. ;)

I have two as well Holiday Inn :D :D

SO...........Are you still alive??????? ;)

OOOhh, that's a bad one. Reorganizing her stuff. I've got two words for you -- Don't throw the half a garbage pail of crap away. Put it all back and mess it up again. If she says anything, go to the original story about looking for nail clippers and you might have pushed some things around. Buy flowers tomorrow and sleep with one eye open...

You are sooooooooo dead!! You should know better than to mess with the girl stuff!! :D

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You can come live here Paul! Better yet, you and I move to the lake and the hell with our wives! :D :D :D :D