A professor at the University of Tennessee...........
01-22-2002, 09:16 AM
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A professor at the University of Tennessee...........
........is giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks:
"How many people here believe in ghosts?"
....About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?"
....40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"
....15 students raise their hands.
"That's great. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
....3 students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further ....Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"
One student way in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished and says, "Son, in all of the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way up to the podium.! The professor says, "Well, tell
us what it's like to have sex with a ghost."
The student replies, "Ghosts?! Shiiiiiit....From way back there
I thought you said "goats."
(it wasn't Traviss)
"How many people here believe in ghosts?"
....About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?"
....40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"
....15 students raise their hands.
"That's great. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
....3 students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further ....Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"
One student way in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished and says, "Son, in all of the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way up to the podium.! The professor says, "Well, tell
us what it's like to have sex with a ghost."
The student replies, "Ghosts?! Shiiiiiit....From way back there
I thought you said "goats."
(it wasn't Traviss)
01-22-2002, 10:03 AM
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Risktaker........thats a great joke. It works even better if you can tell it with an "irish slurpy draw)....and say it was a preacher asking the questions to the congregation. (give it a try...trust me)
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