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al 01-28-2002 12:19 PM

The Purple and White Warlock- you cant miss it

Ron P 01-28-2002 12:55 PM

Purple and White? Dude your gonna be black and blue when the Rubber Duck rains on your parade.

Shane, get real. Your winged keel technology is ten years old compared to our saw toothed bottom.

Remember to bring your sponge, you'll need it to wash my boat.

al 01-28-2002 01:02 PM

What boat are you Ron P? Your profile states that it is someone's else pleasure boat?

Ron P 01-28-2002 01:30 PM

Read page three to see the stats on our new Fabio Buzzi hull and internal systems.

Read it an weep.

Offshore Addiction 01-28-2002 02:39 PM

Yeah we are laughing so hard are weeping...This boat sounds like your profile- someone's else anyway.

Offshore Addiction 01-28-2002 02:41 PM

Which one are you going to be, in Shane's boat there is a driver, throttle, and mastubator. And you have a computer control throttle, GPS taking care of the navigation and that only leaves one thing left....

traviss 01-28-2002 07:32 PM

Shane!!! ROTFLMAO!!! nice post LOL!!

(jumping up and down with my arm in the air)
" I wanna be the masturbater" :D :D :D

TYPHOON 01-28-2002 07:46 PM

Ron P, I just got back from the wind tunnel and tested to make sure the airodynamics were perfect.Got the CG back alittle more and fine tuned the finagin pin.While we were there we noticed the cannewten valve was lose so 13 turns to the left and we were in shape.Est.speed in 3-foot chop between warp-7 and warp-8 for you non racers thats luticriss speed or 118mph I'll see you on the course.I didnt realize budweiser could do this to you!
Randy

outlaw25 01-29-2002 08:49 AM

hey Randy whats up,i just got back into town and seen all your posting good luck this year by the way i dont where a skirt,you both make a unbelieveable team see you soon

Smittymarine 01-29-2002 09:01 AM

Hey Randy, I have a 500HP. turbine you can use in factory 1, and end all the bullship!!!


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