help in seattle
 

I have a new 36 nortech that needs to go to vancouver, BC, I will be at the border by 4:00pm today. I need to pay someone to pull it 20 miles into canada since they won't let me in. Please call my cell if you can help. 909-********* I will pay a reasonable fee. I will take it to blaine border crossing and all customs papers are ready. :evilb:

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what did you do to get banned from canada?

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He owes the canadian govt money for all the lap dances he recieved last time he was up there!!!!!!!

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15 year old drug charge, I grew up in Miami, I swear I have never seen drugs

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DHLAW was my attorney so you figure out the rest

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Instead of doing my defense the right way, he was eating up the profits at Lollipops

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In the words of Tubbs from Miami Vice "You guys are so funny" :drink:

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but officer I thought that it was baby powder,

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you gotta be chitting me! herb is practically legal in vancover...that sucks....i hear there are nice titty bars up there, the dancers nipples stay errect cuz its so f ing cold :D

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Yeah....that's what I have been saying on a 28 yr drug charge.

Hope you get the boat in to Canada

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Found a trucker from vancouver that met me at the boarder and took the boat the last 20 miles. real nice guy if anyone ever needs help into canada. As for the other I thought that enough time had passed that it would not be an issue, I was wrong. I have not gone there in 49 years so if I have to wait another 49 years to go back I will not shed a tear. Although my wife tells me the strip clubs are better in canada than the US.

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this is the boat that went up to canada, bran new 36 nortech with viper power.

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They prefer to be refered to as the "Canadian Ballet"
:D

And, yes, they are quite good - but I can only speak for Windsor.

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That's funny. Canadian Ballet. :D

When I was 16 my friends and I went in to Canada at Detroit.

They searched us and I had a "billy stick" in the trunk.

I said it was a "tire knocker" and that we used them in the US to check tire pressure. Basically a 24 inch baseball bat.

They denied entrance and in an elaborate ceremony they had me sign papers that stated that I had "abandoned my weapon to the Crown."

Then they called the US department of state and asked them if they wanted us back, or if the Canadian government should just keep us.
The guy on the phone turned ashen white.

The person on the phone at the state department said that if Canada did not release these MINORS back into the US, that representatives would come and get us. (according to the Canuck on the phone.)

That's arms control. :D

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Ahh, the canadian ballet..........nothing beats being a high school senior and legally drinking and watching chicks fingerbang each other for $$$ on stage....I miss those days.....I grew up in Grand Island NY...ohhhh soooo many stories

Not that Lollipops hasn't provided its share of questionable nights.. :evilb:

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If you need a profesional guide to lollipops you have to speak to DHLAW. He is the king. Him being gay the girls all open up to him and tell him there inner secrets.

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Jeff,
Glad you found someone, I sent messages to a few people in Bellingham but everyone must have been gone for the weekend.

Caleb

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thanks caleb, yes I found a truck company that helped me and I will use them in the future casue I have no use to go into canada if a little coke bothers them.