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Old 07-23-2006, 10:30 AM
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RIDES WANTED:

Experienced skipper now available as passenger.

Key features include:
-I don't move about while you are docking. But, I'll help with lines once properly in dock
-I don't push off of objects while you are departing from the dock. Unless you're screwed, and collision is imminent
-I have my own vest. I have a tuxedo, but I won't wear it on your boat
-I can tie up a boat. I know how to properly fast a vessel
-If you are drinking I can be designated driver. Sorry, I'm not taking the helm, it's your boat, I'll be drinking.
-I have non-marking shoes and I am not afraid to take them off. agreed
-I am buying lunch. I'll buy lunch - unless Fund is there also, then he can buy lunch.
-I can move your rig while you tie up the boat at the ramp. Agreed
-I can tie up your boat while you move your rig. Agreed
-I don't bring food, especially chips. Only Bring Beer (cans of course), and water
-I know the west end of Lake Erie very well and can navigate. Agreed
-I have two AYC yacht club memberships and can get our entire party into any AYC yacht club. Got me beat on this one
-I am down to 220 lbs, so I am not as much ballast as I used to be. I'm 165 soaking wet
-I have some gas money. I have some beer money too.
-Once in a while I am funny. I think I'm funny all the time - maybe you'll get the joke.
-I have a large capacity bladder. I can make it to the stop. I also have a large capacity bladder, but if I can't make it to the stop, I can handle over the side

Ok Tim, let's see your ride begger resume.
Fund, best I could do
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Old 07-23-2006, 11:02 AM
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I never even met the guy I sold my boat to last fall. His girlfriend stopped by and paid me, and he picked it up the next day while I was at work! Talk about easy!
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Old 07-24-2006, 08:49 PM
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Default Re: Do you suppose he is new to boating?

Quote:
Originally Posted by fund razor
RIDES WANTED:

Experienced skipper now available as passenger.

Key features include:
-I don't move about while you are docking.
-I don't push off of objects while you are departing from the dock.
-I have my own vest.
-I can tie up a boat.
-If you are drinking I can be designated driver.
-I have non-marking shoes and I am not afraid to take them off.
-I am buying lunch.
-I can move your rig while you tie up the boat at the ramp.
-I can tie up your boat while you move your rig.
-I don't bring food, especially chips.
-I know the west end of Lake Erie very well and can navigate.
-I have two AYC yacht club memberships and can get our entire party into any AYC yacht club.
-I am down to 220 lbs, so I am not as much ballast as I used to be.
-I have some gas money.
-Once in a while I am funny.
-I have a large capacity bladder. I can make it to the stop.

Ok Tim, let's see your ride begger resume.

Nice.....come on out! Your ride is secured! The Erie knowledge is useless....but we can train you!
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