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Sydwayz 08-04-2006 02:25 PM

Re: Your funniest fill the boat up story
 

Originally Posted by Strip Poker 388
is that thar one of them thar Texas jet ski's?

I actually like that one! I am going to use it.

Strip Poker 388 08-04-2006 02:26 PM

Re: Your funniest fill the boat up story
 
We were at TickFaw 200 poker run one year watching these guys put in the water in a Turbine Fountain .Pull over to the fuel dock to get diesel. They pumped about 500 gallons and were pissed that they had told the marina gas dock they were coming to have enough fuel.pumped them dry..So they pay for the fuel ,4 cases of beer and 4 packs of sigs.No ice :eek: :eek: Wouldn't it be cheaper to fill up at the truck stop??

NefariousOne 08-04-2006 03:03 PM

Re: Your funniest fill the boat up story
 

Originally Posted by Airpacker
. He dithers again and I snap. I toss his arse into the lake and say,"well, you're already wet. You might as well get the cap now".

Situation solved. :)

Nothing like good ol assault to solve things...... :rolleyes:

mikebrls 08-04-2006 03:46 PM

Re: Your funniest fill the boat up story
 
i took a freind out for the day and at the and of the day he said " here you go buddy here's 20 $ for gas " :(
that was the last time he went out boating with me :)

WARPARTY36 08-04-2006 04:00 PM

Re: Your funniest fill the boat up story
 

Originally Posted by Strip Poker 388

The stupidest is that people ask .... Are you going fishing :eek: :(

Well were you? :p :drink: :evilb:

Kind of like people asking......Do you actually drive that boat? :rolleyes:

No, I just pull it around to impress you :chimp:

Johno 08-04-2006 04:09 PM

Re: Your funniest fill the boat up story
 
My biggest laugh was when my truck ran out of Gas on the ramp putting the boat in the water. I still swear it had a 1/4 tank when I backed the boat down the ramp. The old Coast Guard guy doing checks drove me to the gas station 3 times to fill the only 1 gal gas container we could find.

jlmtx83 08-04-2006 04:14 PM

Re: Your funniest fill the boat up story
 
oh man, that would be terrible

Strip Poker 388 08-04-2006 04:24 PM

Re: Your funniest fill the boat up story
 

Originally Posted by WARPARTY36
Well were you? :p :drink: :evilb:

Kind of like people asking......Do you actually drive that boat? :rolleyes:

No, I just pull it around to impress you :chimp:


2 legged fish :rolleyes:

cuda 08-04-2006 05:47 PM

Re: Your funniest fill the boat up story
 

Originally Posted by Johno
My biggest laugh was when my truck ran out of Gas on the ramp putting the boat in the water. I still swear it had a 1/4 tank when I backed the boat down the ramp. The old Coast Guard guy doing checks drove me to the gas station 3 times to fill the only 1 gal gas container we could find.

If you weren't such a tight ass, you would have filled the truck before you left! :drink:

Once I had an old 69 Chebby C20 idling on the ramp while I put the boat on the trailer. The truck just quit running. WTF? I had a half tank of gas in the truck. I finally figured the fuel pump wasn't strong enough to pump the fuel from that angle. I sat on the fender with a coke bottle of gas, and poured it in the carb while my buddy pulled the truck up on level. Ran fine then. :chick:

Strip Poker 388 08-04-2006 06:04 PM

Re: Your funniest fill the boat up story
 

Originally Posted by cuda
If you weren't such a tight ass, you would have filled the truck before you left! :drink:

Once I had an old 69 Chebby C20 idling on the ramp while I put the boat on the trailer. The truck just quit running. WTF? I had a half tank of gas in the truck. I finally figured the fuel pump wasn't strong enough to pump the fuel from that angle. I sat on the fender with a coke bottle of gas, and poured it in the carb while my buddy pulled the truck up on level. Ran fine then. :chick:


Was that in 1969 :eek: :drink:


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