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Old 08-04-2006, 03:25 PM
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We were at TickFaw 200 poker run one year watching these guys put in the water in a Turbine Fountain .Pull over to the fuel dock to get diesel. They pumped about 500 gallons and were pissed that they had told the marina gas dock they were coming to have enough fuel.pumped them dry..So they pay for the fuel ,4 cases of beer and 4 packs of sigs.No ice Wouldn't it be cheaper to fill up at the truck stop??
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. He dithers again and I snap. I toss his arse into the lake and say,"well, you're already wet. You might as well get the cap now".

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i took a freind out for the day and at the and of the day he said " here you go buddy here's 20 $ for gas "
that was the last time he went out boating with me
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The stupidest is that people ask .... Are you going fishing
Well were you?

Kind of like people asking......Do you actually drive that boat?

No, I just pull it around to impress you
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My biggest laugh was when my truck ran out of Gas on the ramp putting the boat in the water. I still swear it had a 1/4 tank when I backed the boat down the ramp. The old Coast Guard guy doing checks drove me to the gas station 3 times to fill the only 1 gal gas container we could find.
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oh man, that would be terrible
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Well were you?

Kind of like people asking......Do you actually drive that boat?

No, I just pull it around to impress you

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My biggest laugh was when my truck ran out of Gas on the ramp putting the boat in the water. I still swear it had a 1/4 tank when I backed the boat down the ramp. The old Coast Guard guy doing checks drove me to the gas station 3 times to fill the only 1 gal gas container we could find.
If you weren't such a tight ass, you would have filled the truck before you left!

Once I had an old 69 Chebby C20 idling on the ramp while I put the boat on the trailer. The truck just quit running. WTF? I had a half tank of gas in the truck. I finally figured the fuel pump wasn't strong enough to pump the fuel from that angle. I sat on the fender with a coke bottle of gas, and poured it in the carb while my buddy pulled the truck up on level. Ran fine then.
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If you weren't such a tight ass, you would have filled the truck before you left!

Once I had an old 69 Chebby C20 idling on the ramp while I put the boat on the trailer. The truck just quit running. WTF? I had a half tank of gas in the truck. I finally figured the fuel pump wasn't strong enough to pump the fuel from that angle. I sat on the fender with a coke bottle of gas, and poured it in the carb while my buddy pulled the truck up on level. Ran fine then.

Was that in 1969
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