Couple jokes for Tues
Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and seminars? What about those long
>and boring conference calls? Here's a way to change all of that. > >1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, >prepare your "Bull**** Bingo" card by drawing a square -- I find that 5" x >5" is a good size -- and divide it into columns --five across and five >down. That will give you 25 1-inch blocks. > >2. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block: synergy, >strategic fit, core competencies, best practice, bottom line, revisit, take >that off-line, 24/7, out of the loop, benchmark, value-added, proactive, >win-win, think outside the box, fast track, result-driven, empower (or >empowerment), knowledge base, at the end of the day, touch base, mindset, >client focus(ed), ballpark, game plan, leverage. > >3. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases. > >4. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand >up and shout "BULL****!" > > >Testimonials from satisfied "Bull**** Bingo" players: > >* "I had been in the meeting for only five minutes when I won." >--Jack W., Boston > >* "My attention span at meetings has improved dramatically." >--David D., Florida > >* "What a gas! Meetings will never be the same for me after my first win." >--Bill R., New York City > >* "The atmosphere was tense in the last process meeting as 14 of us waited >for the fifth box." >--Ben G., Denver > >* "The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed "BULL****!" for the >third time in two hours." >--Kathleen L., Atlanta --------------------------------------------- In a recent interview, General >Norman Schwartzkopf was asked if he > > > > > didn't think there was room >for forgiveness toward the people who > > have > > > > > harbored and abetted the >terrorists who perpetrated the 9/11 >attacks > > on > > > > > America. > > > > > His answer was classic >Schwartzkopf. He said, "I believe that > > > > > forgiving them is God's >function. Our job is simply to arrange >the > > > > meeting." |
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I like the second one! :D
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Hey Mr. 32,
Do you have our conference room BUGGED??? :D :D :D :D :D [email protected] We tire the world! |
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We did that in Electrical Engineering lectures in college. The Prof. had a whole bunch of funny signature sayings. |
I am going to try this. It sounds like the perfect way to hang on in meetings.
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Ahhh, yes...The old "Cliche" Bingo... It's what college is for, Right Jana? :cool: |
Originally posted by Troutly: <STRONG>I give em three :D :D :D</STRONG> |
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