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LAST NITE I HAD TO GIVE A STATEMENT ABOUT A KID DRIVING HIS CAR IN A PARKING GARAGE AT MY APARTMENT COMPLEX AND POWER SLIDING AROUND EVERY CURVE. THE DRIVER WAS ARRESTED FOR WRECKLESS DRIVING :D . WHILE THEY WER PUTTING HIM IN THE CAR TWO OF HIS FRIEND SAW MY GIRLFRIEND ANDS I LEAVE IN HER CAR FOR SOME FOOD. WELL THIS MORNING SHE WAKES ME UP TO TELL ME THAT HER CAR WAS KEYED. WE JUST HAD IT REPAINTED :mad: I KNOW IT WAS NOT THE DRIVER BECAUSE HE WAS IN JAIL ALL NIGHT SO IT WAS ONE OF HIS TWO FRIENDS. I CALLED THE ARRESTING OFFICER TO LET HI M KNOW AND HE IS GOING TO REVIEW THE VIDEO TO SEE IF WE CAN IDENTIFY SOMEONE. DO I PRESS CHARGES ON BOTH OF THEM AND HOPE THAT 1 OF THE 2 GIVES UP THE OTHER ONE. WHAT I REALLY WANT TO DO IS CATCH THESE FOCKERS ALONE ANT BEAT THE F*&* OUT OF THEM.

SORRY FOR THE LONG WINDED RANT BUT IF I DON'T VENT I MAY BE THE ONE IN JAIL :evilb:

I WOULD POST THIS IN THE BILGE BUT ITS GONE :confused:

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1. Your police depaartment will make the determination on who to interview, arrest and charge. They're the experts.

2. Turn off your caps lock- please.

3. Bilge is still where it was- http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/f...play.php?f=117

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What a bunch of little sh!theads. Hopefully the video will be enough to get them arrested. if not, you know who they are, so I'm sure you can think of some ways to get even. I hate little punks like that.

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sorry for the caps. the program i use at work requiers them or it really screws things up.

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I would go after both of them and let the Police pressure them to give each other up.

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jack off's

Heck my cops would laugh and say call your ins co.

Buy a set of panty hose put 1 over your head and go kick some ass you will feel much better trust me. :evilb:

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I WOULD FEEL MUCH BETTER DOING THAT ALSO :D
I THINK THE ONLY REASON THE COP CARES IS BECAUSE HE LIVES THERE ALSO AND THE KID WAS A REAL A HOLE TO HIM THATS WHY HE GOT ARRESTED IN STEAD OF A TICKET.

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lets take them for a ride in my boat...couple miles off shore

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Just run by them and spray them with pepper spray foam :D


Besides the panty hose will make you feel sexy :evilb:

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LMAO THANKS I NEEDED THAT

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would suck for these punks to try and get in their OWN cars to only find broken toothpicks inside all the key holes! :rolleyes: :evilb:

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I wonder how they would feel to find their own cars KEYED, just a thought>>> :mad:

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I DO NOT WANT TO IMPLICATE MYSELF SINCWE I HAVE ALREADY REPORTED IT. BUT THEN AGAIN MAYBE THE ARRESTING OFFICER WOULD LOOK THE OTHER WAY.

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Thats a good one, never thought of that :D

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wait 30 days or so then fzck up there cars with the hose over your head :D

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Crazy glue works great in many locations. Keyholes, wiperblades, gas cap or gas door :evilb:

I was the quiet one in high school.....you know the one you always have to watch :rolleyes:

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This a new one to me, but definatly hilarious :evilb:

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Is it me or are kids these days acting like little criminals more and more ..its this gangsta culture chit..
"Revenge is a dish best served cold"

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I have this group of little do-nuthins at the end of our street.. My girlfriend comes hom e one night in tears ..One of them (in a group of course) rode his bike out in front of her car and starts yelling names and flipping her off etc .. We got in the van and drove back down there.. I got out and confronted 6-7 of em and they suddenly decided none of them were that tough anymore :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

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All bark and no "bite"....yup thats what i'm seeing as well.....they can talk the talk but run if you confront them and see if they will back anything up....when i was growing up...you had better be ready to back up ANYTHING that came out of your mouth....or have your a$$ handed back to you :)

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IN MY HIGH SCHOOL DAYS (10 YEARS AGO) I DID NOT GIVE YOU A CHANCE TO TALK. I HAVE COOLED DOWN ALOT SINCE THEN BUT THIS MAKES ME WANT TO GIVE SOME LITTLE SHTZ A LISP. I WONDER HOW MUCH THE TOOTH FERRY WILL GIVE HIM WHEN IM DONE.

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Capo!........ Would you really go "postal" on them?....... :D

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I highly recommend a small plastic bottle of DOT brake fluid from auto zone. Punch a small "squirt hole" in the bottle and apply liberally as you stroll non chantly past said azzwipes car :). Quick and nasty.
He will get a nice surprise when he washes it off.

More somewhat nasty things you can do: Pour a bottle of fish sauce ( chinese food store stuff) into the air vent at the base of the windshield.

Go to a sporting goods store, purchase a bottle of "Doe sent", yep, concentrated in heat deer piss and squirt it inbetween the side window and the glass with the aid of a small tube such as a straw, bic pen with innerds removed etc. Not only will it be a gift that keeps on giving, horny bucks will keep tryin to hump his car :)

Get a can of spray tack gasket glue and give his windows a quick sticking job.



Disclaimer, I didn't tell you this :) No really, it wasn't me.

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ALL IN DUE TIME
I THINK I WILL GO FISHING THIS WEEKEND AND LEAVE A FEW FISH IN AN OLD COOLER IN THE BACK OF MY TRUCK FOR A FEW DAYS THEN WHEN THEY ARE NICE AND RIPE POUR THE WATER/FISH JUICES DOWN THE AC VENT.

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I was a major h ell raiser in HS, I was kicked out and all but i never keyed a car or hurt someones property, I could start a car or a bulldozer in seconds but I never hurt them, I just drove them. After HS I cooled down, went to college and now I am a Banker so go figure :rolleyes: But I never hurt anyone or anything...my parents would kill me :D We used to race to see who could start const equp first, then race around the site, dig a hole or two, then leave. We tried to stall them to shut them down but sometimes we let them run...no key to turn. That was back when they left the key in sometimes but the terminals were always there and a piece of metal touching the two would fire it up. Keying cars is the worst thing you could do in my opinion and if mine was ever keyed....well an eye for an eye I say.

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My dad and uncle always play pranks on eachother...... one of the best things to do is leave just one shrimp under the seat of a car that is going to sit out in the sun for a while.... my dad had to sell the car to get the stink out of the neighborhood :D

I once mowed and bagged 3/4 of an acre and dumped the bags into a "friends" corvete stingray convertible.... he he he

Ernie

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Is this the man that put the bananna in the tailpipe :D :D

There are so many good ones to do but remember you are just stooping to their level.

Jon

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I know someone who emptied a coffe can of roofing nails in certain lowlifes driveways :drink:

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Wow, sounds like something a scorned female would do to her ex..... :eek:

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ok heres a BAD one... :evilb: :evilb:

Go and get a few cans a shaving cream...the foam stuff not the gel...MUST BE FOAM!......throw them in the freezer and just keep them there till you are ready to use them....when the time comes for use, you take them out and throw them in a cooler of ice, bring a can opener and go to the target.....when you are there you open the cans with the can opener and take the solid foam blocks out of the cans....a few thrown into the front seat of a car on a hot day will expand to MANY times their size filling the car up!!! TRY and clean all that up from under the dash or inside the vents!!! :eek:
But you didnt hear it from me! :cool:

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Well We Viewed The Tape And Could Not See Anything. My Girl Friend Got A Estimate For The Damage And I Went To The Apartment That They Were Visiting And Told Them That We Need The Name Of The Person That Did This And We Have Them On Tape. I Said I Will Give Them Till Monday To Come Forward And Pay For The Damage Before I Turn The Tape Over To The Cops And Press Charges. I Guess We Will See What Happens Im Sure Someone Will Come Forward. If They Are Smart They Will Just Pay To Have It Repainted Or They Will Be Sorry.

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Ah, the GOOD ole days. When if your mouth wrote checks your body couldn't cash, you were going home with busted lip and black eye. And if your parents were like mine, instead of crying to the cops or to the other kids parents, they said "you probably deserved it and next time you will think before you speak". Once again, it is this new attitude of not taking responsibility for your own actions! :mad: Sorry about the car dude. Perhaps you amd Mr. Police officer may want to have an "off the record" chat before you do anything just to CYA. And maybe, just maybe, he may have the mindset of, "if I didn't see it, it didn't happen....." :drink:

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Yea...and maybe even follow up with thier own a$$ whoopin to make sure "it gets through your thick skull" as they put it! :eek: ouch...i think i can still feel the wooden mixing spoon stings on my backside! :D

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I think all parents say nowadays is ..fighting is wrong and bad , try and work it out .. My father told me, " next time you see him just walk up and punch him in the head..and guess what ..it worked :evilb:

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Let the local cops take care of the 2 s**theads. If you kick some azz, you will end up arrested for assault. Been there, held my temper......