a bridge to hawaii
 

a man walking the beach in Calif. stops and says a prayer, a few moments later the clouds part and a booming voice is heard
the Lord: for being faithful to me and praying I'll grant you a wish.

the man: Lord I am afraid of flying and want to see Hawaii, I wish for a bridge so I can drive there any time I want.

the Lord: my son your wish is quite materialistic,and would be a huge undertaking just think of the supports that would have to reach the bottom of the Pacific,and the amount of steel and concrete that would be needed.perhaps you should think a moment and come up with a new wish.

a while passes

the man: Lord I wish I could understand women better, know what makes them happy what they really want from men.

The Lord: did you say you wanted a 2 or 4 lane bridge

Mattyboy

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