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NICKSLICK 01-22-2002 10:58 PM

MIDGET HUMOR.
 
Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes
and take them to their separate hotel rooms.

The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His
depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room,
he hears his little friend shouting out cries of, "Here I come again
...ONE, TWO, THREE...UGH!" all night long.

In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go.?"

The first mutters, "It was so embarrassing. I simply
couldn't get an erection."

The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?
I couldn't even get on the damn bed."

Laveyman 01-22-2002 11:08 PM

:D :D :D :D

Red Stripe 01-22-2002 11:16 PM

:D :D :D

Audiofn 01-22-2002 11:30 PM

LOL :D :D :D :D

Towel Boy 01-22-2002 11:41 PM

FOOL :D :eek: :D :eek: :D

thunderdan 01-22-2002 11:43 PM

man that sucks to be both of them :D :D :D :D

bajabob38 01-23-2002 01:04 AM

:D :D :D

puder 01-23-2002 01:34 AM

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

SeaDated 01-23-2002 06:57 AM

:D :D

slowride 01-23-2002 08:29 AM

:D :D I don't think the prostitutes got
paid.


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