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Old 12-02-2005, 11:03 PM
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"Dude! It's gonna suck to be you when she finds out about this..." (Stinson or Troutly?)
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"Turning gasoline into noise."
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Old 12-03-2005, 10:57 AM
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Mine;

IT'S GOOD THING WATER ISN'T FLAMMABLE...iT CATCH FIRE...

Seen this one on a trailer.

IF YOU HESITATE FOR A SECOND... THAT'S WERE YOU'LL FINISH...
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Old 12-04-2005, 10:29 AM
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Here's one I use at home:

Of course I love you, my d**k is hard!!
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Old 12-04-2005, 11:44 PM
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We will get this thing rolling as smooth as a hunchback doing summersaults.
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Old 12-05-2005, 07:31 AM
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2 of my favorites:

If it flies, fks, or floats lease it.

Whats the last think a rednect says ?

Hey watch this ....


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Old 12-05-2005, 08:34 AM
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It takes a big man to cry, but a bigger man to laugh at that man while he crys.
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Old 12-05-2005, 10:20 AM
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The best was from Too Old

"The harder I work, the luckier I get."

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Old 12-05-2005, 12:40 PM
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When one of my friends hooked up with a girl who is notoriously easy, I asked him if he banged her. His response: "It was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway"
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Old 12-19-2005, 12:51 PM
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I used to say

"I might not touch bottom but I will definitely beat the hell out of the sides."

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When I screw-up I say:

"Hey, nobody's perfect. When my finger pokes through the paper it comes up brown...just like everybody else's.".
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