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Old 01-24-2002, 01:17 PM
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Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them. The beech says to the birch:
"Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert.
Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies: "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in!
 
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Old 01-24-2002, 01:20 PM
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Good woody joke.
 
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