I agree with BajaBob38,
The third one is good!
Some funny sh#t!
:p

Nick - :D :D :D :eek:

I very nearly needed the barf bucket over the first one. :D :D :D :D :D :D :eek: :eek:

Ha,Ha,Heee that 3rd one is great! I might have to try that one on someone. It's amazing what people bring out when they get pissed off. :D :p :D

I'm sorry guys the rich guy gets the vote from 'ole shore...... ;)

Nothing better than a british guy yelling C!@#sucker...... :eek: :eek:

F'in hilariuos

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number
of
years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a
terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle
slicer. His
wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but
Bill
indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the
compulsion
on his own.

One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife
could
see at once that something was seriously wrong.
"What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.

"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put
my
penis
into the pickle slicer?" he asked.

"Oh, Bill, you didn't," she said.

"Yes, I did," he told her.

"My God, Bill, what happened?"

"I got fired."

"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?" she asked.

"Oh... she got fired too."

:eek: :eek: :D :D

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