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MikeStar 01-07-2002 02:57 PM

For all you single guys out there (you too, Traviss!)
 
Before any relationship gets too far down the road, be sure to read this:
http://www.boatered.com/boateredprenup.htm

It could come in mighty handy! This is a good general purpose template which could be modified for your specific situation, for example, replacing references to "fishing" with "Poker Runs" or "LOTO weekends". ;)

seanclong 01-07-2002 03:01 PM

LOL!!! :D :D

Now if it could only be enforced...

Sean :)

Smitty 01-07-2002 03:05 PM

Time to fire up the printer and then blow a call into the lawyer!!!!

Boat Girl 01-07-2002 03:19 PM

That is too funny, but dont leave out single girls, remember BCC and her 38 Top Gun...

traviss 01-07-2002 04:39 PM

WOW glad you found that!! :D gonna print it and give it to the little lady :D :D maybe she'll get the idea.

Boat girl. You ladies would not be single if you would just come up here and see me :D :D I do have a empty bedroom for you two ;)

Shorgasm 01-07-2002 06:20 PM

Traviss......don't ya get tired of them always calling and coming over to give you the nookie..........Huh......what's that?????

You say they never do.... :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Go figure............ :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

NW_Jim 01-07-2002 06:55 PM

I'd like to know if this would hold up in court. :D seriously

Boat Girl 01-08-2002 08:57 AM

You know, I was wondering the same thing, about it holding up in court, but from what I see I would say yeah, just about anything with a signature, as long as it doesnt violate civil rights, is binding...Any lawyers on the board???

Luvoffshore 01-08-2002 01:29 PM

I really like this ne and it looks good printed out! The wife would cut my cahoonies off with this!

Should also add:

"The Captain, at anytime will go out in the boat alone, and upon his return from sea not be questioned about where he has been, who he has been with, and how many drinks he has had, or any remorse about quality time being spent together from the mate."
:D :cool:

G-Force 01-08-2002 01:32 PM

We have a rule on any boat "the guys" go out on: What goes on while you're boating STAYS on the boat. No discussing questionable things that occur with others who weren't there, especially wives/girlfriends! ;)


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