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Risk Taker 01-08-2002 10:30 AM

First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.........
 
Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing."

After casting about for a suitable pearl,

He carefully created a girl.

Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,

Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender.

Two lovely hips to increase his desire,

And rounded and firm to bring out the fire.

Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,

Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud.

Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,

And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.

Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,

And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.

'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing.

Then he added a mouth, and ruined the whole damn thing.

:eek: :eek: :D :D

seanclong 01-08-2002 10:33 AM

How poetic. :D :D :D

Shorgasm 01-08-2002 10:55 AM

How true!!!!!!! :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Wally 01-08-2002 11:04 AM

That was GREAT!!! LMAO! :D :D :D

Shane 01-08-2002 11:39 AM

OH BOY, HOW TRUE HOW TRUE!

traviss 01-08-2002 12:08 PM

LOL!! damn that is the truth :D :D :D

Milord 01-08-2002 12:21 PM

:D :D :D

thunderdan 01-08-2002 01:26 PM

That was a great one. :D :D :D

Dono 01-08-2002 01:33 PM

There is nothing wrong with the mouth. Its the voice box where he screwed up. :D :eek:

KAAMA 01-08-2002 01:39 PM

oh man that was funny! I'm going to have to write that one down! :D

nautigirl 01-08-2002 01:42 PM

:eek: :eek: :eek:

Dono - what do you mean!!! :eek: ;) :D :D

HydroScream 01-08-2002 02:55 PM

LOL The truth is told! :p

klaw 01-08-2002 03:00 PM

G I think I need to go for a personal inspection and I could post my findings.
Got the slip at the Island again for next year hope I get there more often for the races

klaw

bajabob38 01-08-2002 03:48 PM

That gets :D :D :D :D 1/2

Wobble 08-29-2006 06:14 PM

Re: First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.........
 
:evilb: :drink:

Tony Montana 08-29-2006 07:40 PM

Re: First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.........
 

Originally Posted by Dono
There is nothing wrong with the mouth. Its the voice box where he screwed up. :D :eek:


:evilb: :evilb: :D


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