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Bottomfeeder 02-13-2007 05:50 PM

Miami Strip Clubs?
 
Any suggestions for some nearby strip clubs?

pkspx 02-13-2007 06:56 PM

Check out Cheetah VIP

1060 NE 79th Street
Miami, Florida 33138
USA
305-756-2694
Near: Miami Beach


also visit www.stripclublist.com

PhantomChaos 02-13-2007 07:03 PM

LOL......do they have them there? :D

DaveP 02-13-2007 07:10 PM

The one and only club to go to:

Cheetah Club in Hallendale on Hallendale Blvd off of I-95 (behind the burger king).

I little far from Miami but worth it!

Private dance in back room - $150

Only from what I have heard......:D

jeff1000man 02-13-2007 07:15 PM

I remember that there were 3 really good ones, but I can't remember. I know I woke up with a smile and empty pockets.

know they were west of 95 just north of Miami. There were a buch of them piled into that area.

jeff1000man 02-13-2007 07:17 PM


Originally Posted by pkspx (Post 2025777)
Check out Cheetah VIP

1060 NE 79th Street
Miami, Florida 33138
USA
305-756-2694
Near: Miami Beach


also visit www.stripclublist.com

Dude, that is scary.:eek:

sean stinson 02-13-2007 08:07 PM

I have no knowledge of this subject. :eek: :drink: :cool:

Tom A. 02-13-2007 08:13 PM

Alright we heard from Dave P..........Bojoe its your turn!:evilb:

Just what you've heard of course!:p

WANTED GUN 02-13-2007 08:57 PM

I believe there is a SCORES in Miami.

sy goldberg 02-13-2007 09:30 PM

Clubs For Senior Citizens
 
AARPS FIRE. I heard that the mothers of the girls that work in traditional clubs work here.I'm going because at my age that's all I can handle.:drink: :drink:

bojoe2 02-13-2007 09:35 PM


Originally Posted by DaveP (Post 2025791)
The one and only club to go to:

Cheetah Club in Hallendale on Hallendale Blvd off of I-95 (behind the burger king).

I little far from Miami but worth it!

Private dance in back room - $150

Only from what I have heard......:D


who was that in the champaign room :drink:

bojoe2 02-13-2007 09:37 PM


Originally Posted by Tom A. (Post 2025868)
Alright we heard from Dave P..........Bojoe its your turn!:evilb:

Just what you've heard of course!:p

i dont know i will be at sunday school :D

tanner 02-13-2007 09:55 PM

Miami Clubs SUCK.... Have to go to

Cheetah Hallandale ( Hallandale beach Blvd) Broward
Scarletts Hallandale (Hallandale Beach Blvd west of 95)
Pure Platinum for those statying in Lauderdale (US1& Oakalnd Park)
Solid Gold ( next door )

And the REAL DEAL is Cheetah (POMPANO) nothing else like it 31st st just nortth of Hammonville road. ( a little trip but you will never come back !

So says the brochures !

puder 02-14-2007 12:17 AM

Scarletts is like mecca.....

MAKE YOUR PILGRIMAGE!

spk1 02-14-2007 12:27 AM

Yea,,
I went to one just about 20 mins outside of miami, All I can remember is Maxim Rated it #1 strip club or something like that,, It was good but unfortunatley and fortunately I cant remember much from that night.:evilb: The girls were friendly, I remember there was one chick that this guy went into the back with,, he came out,, rubbing his head,, went to the atm,, pulled out what looked like everything he had,, went back in the room,, paid the girl, then came out and started crying,, lol priceless! We stayed till 5am,, and had to pick the boat up for the drive home at 8am,, good timess :evilb: :drink: DOnt know how to find it except that I believe its advertised in the yellow pages as maxim #1 club or something.

BattleCry 02-14-2007 03:18 AM

I've seen some wild things at Tootsie's.

yss 02-14-2007 06:22 AM

Those big corporate clubs suck. Yeah they have hot girls but I like going to the "local" places. They are cheaper and not the size of an airplane hangar. We go to a place near the airport in an industrial park called Alley Cats (might be Katz or Kats). Check it out, you wont be dissapointed.

GLH 02-14-2007 07:25 AM

Miami Morgue

I hear Anna Nicole Smith is peforming...

Dd24skater 02-14-2007 07:56 AM


Originally Posted by GLH (Post 2026132)
Miami Morgue

I hear Anna Nicole Smith is peforming...

Nice!

DoTheMath 02-14-2007 08:16 AM

DON'T go to Club Madonna!!! We got fleeced in that place as we didn't know how bad it was before-hand. 3 guys - 3 covers and three beers $100!! And the chicks suk!

jeff1000man 02-14-2007 01:06 PM


Originally Posted by WANTED GUN (Post 2025898)
I believe there is a SCORES in Miami.


Outside of Miami. They have good service I'm told.

jeff1000man 02-14-2007 01:06 PM


Originally Posted by DoTheMath (Post 2026181)
DON'T go to Club Madonna!!! We got fleeced in that place as we didn't know how bad it was before-hand. 3 guys - 3 covers and three beers $100!! And the chicks suk!


Speaking from experience: Priceless

Tom A. 02-14-2007 08:25 PM


Originally Posted by bojoe2 (Post 2025939)
i dont know i will be at sunday school :D

Sunday School......Finally a term we can use for the Sunday hangover after a perfect weekend! It is God's own sick way of making us repent. :drink:

I must concur about Club Madonna ...... it sucked!

DaveP 02-14-2007 09:12 PM


Originally Posted by sean stinson (Post 2025864)
I have no knowledge of this subject. :eek: :drink: :cool:

Dude watchout! That BIG nose of yours might hit the computer screen :D

pbam22 02-14-2007 11:22 PM

Ask strippoker he know's he is the sofa king:D

MJED1 02-15-2007 01:02 PM

not sure if it is still there but 'gold rush' was just what the doctor orderd last time i was there, was waay to smashed to tell you where it is located but did the job on my last visit.

spk1 02-15-2007 03:42 PM

Its been driving me crazy that I cant remember the name of that club,, it was just about 20 mins out side of miami, located in some what of an industrial/ storage building type area, about one street off of the highway access road. A few auto parts places and maybe a car lot,, A lot of that night was a blurr,, but the prices were right,, and the girls were all pretty hot, even before the beer goggles :drink:

BattleCry 02-16-2007 12:48 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2027834)
Its been driving me crazy that I cant remember the name of that club,, it was just about 20 mins out side of miami, located in some what of an industrial/ storage building type area, about one street off of the highway access road. A few auto parts places and maybe a car lot,, A lot of that night was a blurr,, but the prices were right,, and the girls were all pretty hot, even before the beer goggles :drink:

Scarlett's at Hallendale Beach Blvd. Last time I was there, it full contact. I don't know about full service, but definately Full Contact.

NO MATTER WHAT A STRIPPER TELLS YOU, THERE IS NO SEX IN THE CHAMPAIGNE ROOM!

Andy

tanner 02-16-2007 07:33 AM

Do you know how many wifes and girlfriends are now going to go to the boat shows cause of this thread :eek:

Wild Card 09 02-16-2007 07:57 AM

What? :confused: :confused: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: Do they all want to go to the stripclubs, now?

Zudnic 02-16-2007 02:39 PM

Miami like most major cities (booming tourism) most clubs are pretty standard expensive, stage dance/hands off! :evilb:

bluellama 02-16-2007 02:49 PM


Originally Posted by Zudnic (Post 2028808)
Miami like most major cities (booming tourism) most clubs are pretty standard expensive, stage dance/hands off! :evilb:

Zud, shouldn't that read "Miami like most major American cities....." :D :D

Montreal, Ottawa, and Toronto are 3 cities that spring to mind that are the exception to your statement..... :evilb:

Zudnic 02-16-2007 03:24 PM


Originally Posted by bluellama (Post 2028815)
Montreal, Ottawa, and Toronto are 3 cities that spring to mind that are the exception to your statement..... :evilb:

Toronto and the surrounding GTA (Mississauga) the Police do raid clubs on occasion, "good" places have been temporarily shut down. This causes some of the more "tourist" type establishments to become more U.S like!!!

Vancouver and Montreal you will not find better places for "sin" city fun in North America. After living or at least partying in those cities, America senior does get a little ruined!!!! :D

RunninHotRacing163.1 01-24-2008 09:27 AM


Originally Posted by tanner (Post 2028400)
Do you know how many wifes and girlfriends are now going to go to the boat shows cause of this thread :eek:

Absolutely , what would a boat show be without a couple lap dances :evilb::evilb:


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