that goofy av was cool. Funny thing was I was flying down the free way last week and there it as on a billboard, I had to laugh my ass off LOL!

I am headed to bed..... hard day of sitting in front of the TV tommorrow

wow...

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nice avator.. nothing like some floppin boobies in the morning :cool-smiley-027:

how you doin :D

Thats kinda what I was thinkin .... :D

Hey Travis!! You do any sleddin this winter? :cool-smiley-011:

well helllllllllllllllloooo there gorgeous :D


Yes did some sleddin. 3 trips out west and a few to the U.P of michigan. Once you ride out west you will never want to ride around here again.

what have you been up to?

A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions."
He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks,"What's your occupation?"
"I'm a lady of the night," she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, " Let's try to rephrase that."
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl."
"No, that still won't work. Try again."
They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"
"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year..."
"Chicken farmer it is."

Same ol same ol .... :D

Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?"
"No," said his mom, "Of course not."
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, "It's okay, we can play that game again!"





A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time.
After the diagnostic tests showed nothing, the doctor gets around to asking her how often she has intercourse.
"Every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday," she says.
The doctor advises her to cut out Wednesday.
"I can't," says the woman. "That's the only night I'm home with my husband."




A blonde from Arkansas is going on her first overseas trip. She drives all the way into Little Rock to apply for a passport. In the passport office, the government official sees that she is visibly puzzled filling her passport application. The passport official looks over her shoulder and sees the blonde trying to write 'twice a week' into the small space labeled 'SEX'.
The official explains: "No, no, no. That is not what we mean by this question. We are asking 'Male' or 'Female'."
"Doesn't matter," the blonde answers

There are these friends who play golf together every Saturday. Well, one Saturday they were getting ready to tee off when a guy, by himself, asked them if he could join them. The friends looked at each other and then looked at the man and said "sure."
So they teed off. About two holes into the game, the friends got curious of what the lone man did for a living. So they asked him. The stranger told them that he was a hitman. The friends kind of laughed.
The man said "no really, I am a hitman. My gun is in my golf bag. I carry it everywhere I go. You can take a look if you like."
So one of the guys decided he would. He opened up the bag and sure enough, there was this rifle with a huge scope on it. He got all excited about it. He said "WOW! I bet I can see my house through here! May I look?"
The stranger said "sure."
So the man looked for a second and said "YEAH! You can! I can even see through my windows into my bedroom. There's my wife, naked. Isn't she beautiful? WAIT! There's my next door neighbor! He's naked too!"
This upset the man, so he asked the hitman how much it would be for a hit.
The hit man replied "It's $1000 every time I pull the trigger." The man said "$1000, ouch! Well, OK. I want two hits. I want you to shoot my wife right in the mouth. She is always nagging at me and I can't stand it. Second, I want you to shoot my neighbor right in his cock, just for screwing around with my wife."
The hit man agrees so he gears up and looks through the scope. He's looking for about 5 minutes. Well, the man starts to get impatient and asks the hitman what he is waiting for.
The hitman replies "Just hold on now... I'm about to save you a thousand bucks."

Good ones:drink: did you have the user name Traviss before?

I see you haven't changed!!!

the first thing that came to mind when I saw you post was MILF! LOL

depends... what did I do? LOL!

Yeah that was my screen name before, could not get it to work anymore so had to make a new one

MILF.. it such a wonderful word :D

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."



Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. "Do you and your wife ever do it doggie style?" asked the one.
"Well, not exactly." his friend replied, "she's more into the trick dog aspect of it."
"Oh, I see, kinky, huh?"
"Well, not exactly - I sit up and beg and she rolls over and plays dead."



A man and his wife are doing yard work. Husband says to wife, "Your butt is as wide as the grill." She ignores the remark.
A little later the husband takes his measuring tape and goes over to his wife while she is bending over working in a flower bed. He measures her rear end and gasps, "Geez, it IS as wide as the grill!"
Later that night while in bed her husband starts to feel frisky. She calmly responds, "If you think I'm gonna fire up the grill for one little wiener, you ARE mistaken."



Little Johnny was just being potty trained and his mom tried this new method with 6 steps:
1. Unbutton pants
2. Pull pants down
3. Pull foreskin back
4. Pee
5. Push foreskin forward
6. Pull pants up and button up
She walked past the bathroom one day and heard Johnny going 1,2,3,4,5,6 and she was thinking she did good.
Then she walked past the next day and heard him saying real fast 3-5,3-5,3-5...




There was this construction worker on the 3rd floor of this unfinished building. He needed a hand saw, but was too lazy to go down and get it himself, so he tried to call his fellow worker on the ground to get it for him, but this guy could not hear a word he said. So he started to give a sign so the guy on the ground could understand him.
First he pointed at his eyes (meaning "I") then pointed at his knees (meaning "need), and moved his hand back and forth describing the movement of a hand saw.
Finally, the guy on the ground started nodding his head like he understood and dropped his pants and started to jerk off.
The guy on the 3rd floor got pissed-off and ran down to the ground and started yelling at this guy, "You idiot, I was trying to tell you I needed a hand saw."
The other guy replied, "I know, I was trying to tell you that I was coming."


its another boring day for me.... got milf?

what??? nobody around this evening that wants to get goofy :evilb:

Good to see ya Traviss! You guys still have that 220 Baja?

hey biggus hows it going these days?

yeah dad is still running the 220, we built the 502 almost 8years ago and that guy reams the **** outta it every run. Give him gas and beer and he will go WFO in circles all day LOL!

I see you haven't changed one bit:cool-smiley-011:

Hey man how you doing!!! Still on the bull? :D:D

Sup bro, what kinda boat you running these days?

traviss you jackazz.. send me an e-mail sangercat @ aol

all in all I am doing good, staying out of trouble as much as I can, hope you are doing same LOL! How many kids do you running around these days?

The bull? LOL! Bull is to expensive these days, there are so many other energy drinks to **** my brain up.. I am kinda liking the rockstar punched, dats some good **** there, have a few of those and ya can chase her ass around the house all night long LOL! :D :evilb:

today is the first day I have worked since turkey day, kinda feels pretty good getting back into the groove, but my body doesn't like it right now LOL! :(

WTF where the hell are the fun people..


anybody got pics of milfs????????????????????

how did you come up with the name Mountainmadness


Hows it go'in by the way :cool-smiley-011:

well all i do now is ride sleds out in the mountains and with myself there is always some madness going on LOL!


I am not doing to bad, kinda starting to grow up, thinking about a ring for the girl and a house, but damn its so good living here at home LOL! work on sleds most of the time now, not much goes on around here anymore.

what you been up too?

yo Travis good to hear from you....:evilb::cool-smiley-011:from my MILF...

Thats what I am talkin about...


now make her take it off, cause somethin like that should never be covered up.. :evilb:

Oh man, where did I put that pic?

I lurk here about every week or so, LOTS of changes.Especially since the switch.

Troutly ****ed up something good.

On other unrelated notes, I bought me an older Crownline cruiser.Currently renting a redhead with slip-ons of course.I can't seem to shake the aftermarket equipment.:evilb:

LMAO!!! Shor how the hell you doin....

Shor....good to see ya back !!:evilb::cool-smiley-027:

One kid now. In fact he is telling me to get him more food currently!!

If you have a building 19 around then get the bull from them. They have it for under a buck a can under a different name :D:D

good, he will keep you in line!


building 19?

ohh thats right... its next to building 18, knock on that door 2 times run to building 21 knock once go over to building 17 showem your wang, walk over to building 14 knock and showem yo azz....skip to building 6 **** on the front step go back to building 19 and get some bull then run like hell to building 69 fondle the MILF in the door and GET IT ON!!!!!!! :evilb:

Little pissed off today, this is what happened to my frontyard last night...I caught the ****er down the street with a flat pulling into a driveway.He got arrested and his car towed.

I try and take care of my yard and this **** irritates the **** outta me.
http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/a...e004Medium.jpg

sucks when **** like that happens, somebody not like you? so are the marks on the right his first attempt?


oh just put your rented redhead in a thong, give her some dirt and grass seed, she'll be bent over for hours.. you won't even remember what happened to your lawn :evilb:

Nope, it was an accident.There is a corner coming from the direction the pic was taken.He was practicing his drifting skillz after a few beers I guess.He spun it around and slid up into the yard.The deep ruts are his entry marks and the burn marks are him leaving.

He did have enough sack to stop by yesterday and apologize over and over.Poor kid had a hard time looking me in the face.Just kept looking down.

hell he just came over to apologize cause he enjoys sitting out front watchin your redhead rental nekkid in the windows :eek:

I'll give him credit for showing his face - even if he was looking down.
Did you ask him to repair the damages?
Sounds fair to me.

shhhhhh. I already have plane tickets to fly down and watch the thong wearing rental do the dirty work..... :cool-smiley-011: don't make the kid do it!!!!!

Well, he can help!!
Oh No, he couldn't.
You can't do anything if you have a boner while wearing sweatpants.

you can do all sorts of stuff while having a boner in sweatpants.. but people don't wanna see that stuff in public :eek: :drink:

Travis......your commitment to OSO bores me.....blow me!



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