A guy with a black eye boards his plane.........
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A guy with a black eye boards his plane.........
......bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye, too. He says to him, "Hey, this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes; mind if I ask how you got ours?"
The other guy says, "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident. See, I was at the ticket counter nd this gorgeous blonde with the most massive breasts in the world was there. So, instead
of saying, I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh,' I accidentally said, 'I'd like two pickets to Tittsburgh', and she socked me a good one."
The first guy replies, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue twister, too! I was at the breakfast table and I
wanted to say to my wife, Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey.'
But I accidentally said, 'You ruined my life you evil, self-centered, fat-assed *****.'"
The other guy says, "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident. See, I was at the ticket counter nd this gorgeous blonde with the most massive breasts in the world was there. So, instead
of saying, I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh,' I accidentally said, 'I'd like two pickets to Tittsburgh', and she socked me a good one."
The first guy replies, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue twister, too! I was at the breakfast table and I
wanted to say to my wife, Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey.'
But I accidentally said, 'You ruined my life you evil, self-centered, fat-assed *****.'"
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