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Risk Taker 01-10-2002 09:22 AM

Akmed the Afghan
 
Akmed came to the United States from Afghanistan, and he was only here a few months when he became very ill. He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him.

Finally, he went to an Arab doctor. The doctor said, "Take dees bucket, go into de odder room, **** inde bucket, piss on de ****, and den put your head down over de bucket and breathe in de fumes for ten minutes."

Akmed took the bucket, went into the other room, **** in the bucket, pissed on the ****, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes. Coming back to the doctor he said, "It worked. I feel terrific!!!! What was it?"

The doctor said, "You were homesick."

:eek: :eek: :D :D

Milord 01-10-2002 09:24 AM

ROTFLMFAO! :D :D :D :D

NICKSLICK 01-10-2002 10:45 AM

i like that one!

mattyboy 01-10-2002 12:59 PM

bahhahhahhahhahhahahhahahhahahahahahah!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Mattyboy

thunderdan 01-10-2002 02:15 PM

Great one, :D :D :D :D

HydroScream 01-10-2002 05:17 PM

ROTFLAMO ..... exactly!!! :D :D

bajabob38 01-10-2002 05:19 PM

:D :D :D :D :D

Makino 01-10-2002 06:21 PM

:D :D :D :D

Hauling Trash 01-10-2002 06:30 PM

:D :D

Laveyman 01-11-2002 12:31 AM

:D :D :D :D


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