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Old 01-08-2002, 11:50 AM
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Audio, Let me know what dates you will be here. I need a set of Stellings & all new gauges installed on the Scarab.

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Old 01-08-2002, 11:23 PM
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Phantom, Phantom, Phantom....tisk, tisk, tisk. Ye of little faith my friend.

You insult our women, our lifestyle, and our boats,this we can take. (not so much the boats) But to insult our partying abilities is just going WAY to far!

I don't think you know how good we have it. There were comments made about our ability to get quality women. Not true. I have more cousins and step siblings to choose from then most people could dream of. Where else can you come home on Friday evening, jack up your house, put the tires on it, and go to the lake for the weekend? Where else will you find the combined value of the boat and truck in the driveway is more then the home they sit in front of? Hell, I was mowing my yard this summer and found another vehicle for the wife/sister to drive. You have to remember I'm from Arkansas, I'm too dumb to handle witty insults.

I do however like your thinking. I think we could spend some quality time together. Who's your daddy!?!?!? LOL I wouldn't drop your keys in front of us! HAHAHAHA

Keep the humor, it's gets me through a long day. Take care.

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Old 01-09-2002, 09:36 AM
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Looks like "IF" Todd & I make it to LOTO for Memorial Day...We'll see you all out & about elsewhere, than The Party Cove...We went to a little cove where it wasn't so congested and hit the Party Cove and I realized afterwords...it's a pretty small cove to be in with all of those people peeing in the water...beer can's and cigarette butts floating around us and strippers and porn kings & queens, just aren't my style.

Would love to see everyone from OSO & gather for appetizer's, cocktails or dinner, though!!
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Old 01-09-2002, 09:42 AM
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Come on now Tracy, you cant tell me you didnt have fun with all of us last time!! I will admit it was a bit on the WILD side on Sunday, but Sat hanging out with all the OSO people was great! Should be even better with more people we all know! Youd also have more people to attack with the water cannons!
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Old 01-09-2002, 09:54 AM
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Yes~You guy's were alot of fun & you make a "killer" punch!!! But, I don't feel like cleaning the port-a-potty and misting myself with a spray bottle to be cooled off while we are on a weekend "Boating" trip!!

And you can't tell me that, you go to look at the boats!! LOL...everyone's boats are fendered up together and to get to another boat...I see too much chit that I don't care to see!! (It's pretty grose actually!!) Just my .02
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Old 01-09-2002, 10:11 AM
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You got me there Tracy! it does tend to get...."wacky" the later in the day it gets!
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Old 01-09-2002, 10:13 AM
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Consitracy you need to raft with me and we are more on the tame side of party cove with good family entertainment like twister and operation
 
Old 01-09-2002, 12:01 PM
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.......OR you and Todd could raft with me. i feel that i'm refined and conservative!

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yeah right what jbk said
 
Old 01-12-2002, 08:04 PM
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Hey LOTO-

I guess the truth is coming out here, and the LOTO myth is starting to crack.

From a post above:
“We'll see you all out & about elsewhere, than The Party Cove...We went to a little cove where it wasn't so congested and hit the Party Cove and I realized afterwords...it's a pretty small cove to be in with all of those people peeing in the water...beer can's and cigarette butts floating around us and strippers and porn kings & queens, just aren't my style.”

Key points:

“it’s a pretty small cove”

“people peeing in the water”

“beer cans and cigarette butts floating”

Gee…..sounds like lots of fun there at the ole LOTO Party Cove! Nice visual picture you painted! You see, the Havasu Sand Bar is on a river. Maybe you’ve heard of it…..the Colorado River? If not, think of what is at the bottom of the Grand Canyon. Got the picture? Plenty of fresh water is always there at the SandBar in Havasu cuz there’s a current to keep it all clean and fresh, just like the girls in Havasu. Clean and fresh! So when the seven OSO members head over to LOTO making sure they bring some Lysol disinfectant to spray on the winter white skin after getting out of the water, we’ll be in Havasu spraying on another layer of SPF30 suntan lotion. While the LOTO gang is cleaning the foam scum line off their boats from the “Party Cove” water, we’ll be blowing the foam head off another frosty mug of beer. At the same time the LOTO folks are inspecting the dings in their props from the floating debris at the Party Cove, we’ll be inspecting the curves on the new Miss Havasu Wet T-Shirt contest winner!

Buck-arro, Glad you found the old truck when mowing your lawn. Now your wife/sister doesn’t have to hitchhike her job at the repair garage. Wally, you better stay away with that damn water cannon. I hate rubbing out water spots in 100+ degree weather. Shane, you are really live on the edge playing “twister”. You live the good life dude! LutzParty, I’ve looked, but no photos from your day on the lake….guess it didn’t happen, or maybe your plaid shorts got in the pictures?

Nort (aka Universal Chaos)
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