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The Havasu or LOTO challenge: Who will be the OSO wiener?

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Old 12-19-2001, 06:49 PM
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Count me in

Thought I was going to just get a line rid on another boat.
Mines coming down NOW
Been to Havasu for the last 8 years.
Last Mem was down and I was just a little tired of hearing the GUNS going off!!!
Mtv have ruined it for Havasscrew. Way to many gangbangers, just ask the locals.
As for the Strippers, our women at LOTO are your WIVES
We WILL prevail

Ok now who has a room and slip for rent
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Old 12-19-2001, 06:51 PM
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LutzParty/Wally-

You got it wrong.........the strippers head over there to party like the rest. As far as porno goes, well, it's not really porno! That's just what some might call the "events" that happen naturally at Havasu, and more than likely, a video camera just happens to be close by. We're talking about an OSO gathering here, not the next "Girls Gone Wild" video. We'll bring the classy ladies with us from OSO, don't you worry. I think you LOTO folks are on the run. You're going to need all 156 remaining days to get all six OSO members in the area together. As far as ratios go (male/female), you guys are waaaaaay off. Talkin out the side of your neck! While you're putting on your boot stomping non-coast music to square dance the night away with some "swamp-thing" girls that fell off the back of some fly-fishing boat that passed by, we're going to be blending the day away with margarita's tring our best to see which girls should win the Pamela Anderson look-alike contest!

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PS: We boat in the same water that Pamela swam in! (well......the next lake down stream)
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Old 12-19-2001, 07:00 PM
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I'll be there!! Tied up right next to JBK and Lutzeparty/Ms. Amy!!!!!!! And my buddy with the drag boats will be with me. He WILL be a member by then. He is the only one of my friends who has more boats than I do!!! We're gonna go hunt down the Sign Solver.com Eliminator again and blow his props off. Again!!!! I think I have him talked into the Shootout too. 20 foot Seebold tunnul with a hopped up 2.5 on it. 130 top speed, 9.9 sec. e.t. in the quarter!!

So, am I helping the OSO LOTO count???

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Old 12-19-2001, 07:05 PM
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I've never been to LOTO, so let me see if I got this straight:

Havasu has hotties; LOTO has "gals"
Havasu has MTV; LOTO has VH1
LOTO has "slips"; Havasu has g-strings
Havasu has high octane blenders; LOTO has "Issac the Bartender"

As for the ratio, you'd better check which ones are actually "gals"...we do at Havasu. The number may be different...

Whoooohooooo...you guys are PARTY ANIMALS! We could NEVER keep up with you! Both of you should be commended...

As for the gang activity...let's ask Barney- Hey Barney...have you rolled on any 5-0 lately, homeboy?
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I don't think you guys realize the magnitude of the party that occurs at Havasu on holiday weekends. All I keep hearing about at loto is "party cove" (what an original name). At Havasu you have the sanbar, copper canyon, steamboat cove, the channel, hell you have the entire lake. I have seen coverage of Havasu in the mags on holiday weekends but not loto, I wonder why. One more thing Havasu was picked as #5 this last year on the top 10 places in the world to party for spring break, that should tell you something.

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Old 12-19-2001, 07:18 PM
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Boys, boys, boys....This thread is a riot! It's nice to know that everyone is so proud of their boating territory. I'm sure that both places can ROCK! What a great way to promote OSO!

Whoever wins the contest, it is sure going to be fun accepting the challenge!

Is it May yet?
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HEY BRUCE...SAVE SOME ROOM (LOTS) ON THE WARLOCK FOR ME!
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The only gangbangers left in Havasu are the strippers, not wives, the colors they sport are tan lines. Those would be lines left from the sun, coloring the uncovered part of your skin in contrast to those parts covered.....but we know no coasters have your wives wearing full cover-ups that are all the raging fashion at LOTO, you guys are so cool!

I know all you no coasters are "no tan line people" And please, please all you no coasters, keep it covered!

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MissAmy-

We’re inviting you to come over and join the party at Havasu! You would most definitely fit with this fun-loving, sun-worshiping bunch. Not that we NEED you here to make the higher OSO count, but it sure would be fun! But, I guess that would only leave five OSO members heading over to LOTO for memorial. Anyway…..you’re invited………you’re expected……………. you’re desired…………at the rockin OSO Havasu gathering! We want to inspect your tan lines, and help you eliminate them!

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By the way.......that last post was #69 on this thread...........hmmmmmmmm

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