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The Havasu or LOTO challenge: Who will be the OSO wiener?

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Old 12-19-2001, 09:48 PM
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If they pass that no-wake zone in LOTO, you're really going to have a HUGE problem with this challenge. Who's going to want to go then? Out of the six people (maybe only five if we can talk MissAmy into our games), you will loose half just because they have the new no-wake zone. PLUS, you're going to have less "swamp-thangs" falling out of fishing boats to hang with you guys to pump up your OSO numbers! You've got problems on top of problems buoy-boys (that being “no-wake” buoys). Probably will look like "On Golden Pond" ..........haaaaaaaa so peaceful.

In Havasu, we’ll be needing ear plugs from the overwhelming whine of blenders, blowers and other guys girlfriends. If you connected them end-to-end, the number of beads “awarded” that weekend would stretch from the SandBar in Havasu to Catalina, no kidding here (for you non-coasters, Catalina is an island).

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Old 12-19-2001, 10:00 PM
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And Bruce...........

Still waiting to hear how you're going to work the geese into the LOTO party. That should be good. You might as well bring the shotgun and the duck caller. You'll probably already have plaid-patterned ear-flap cap on because it will be sooooooo cold out there still. Since it might be a no-wake zone, the geese will hear your calls and float down to land in glassy LOTO pond.....the BLAM!!!! You blast your way to a goose dinner with a wine-cooler.

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Old 12-19-2001, 10:14 PM
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PhantomChaos,

STOP!!!! Your killin' me!!!!!

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i've got three names for you....JBG, Miss Amy, Mrs. Troutly.....'nuff said.

Havasuck doesn't stand a chance!

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Old 12-19-2001, 10:42 PM
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HAVASU IS THE ONLY PLACE!!!!
It is the number one place to be if you are of the in crowd and if you are not then there is allways the other places, im sure you know what I mean, cuz I sure dont know since I am ALLWAYS in HAVASU!!!!!!
 
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This sounds like it is going to be very interesting. I'm in for Havasu and The London Bridge Resort. Not that we will need any help, but I do bounce at one of our more prominent topless clubs here in So Cal if we need a few more (classy) females. Keep me posted on the lodging. HAVASU here we come!!!!!!
 
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Huh.......Wally? Did you find anything? Hmmmmm, re-evaluating those photos you have in the archives? Taking out the Havasu photos you stored in there?

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Havasu is the only place everything esle is just talk
 
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Count me in Nort! Wouldn't miss it!
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LMAO Too Old
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