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I sold a boat this week end and the dummy is in such a rush to take it he doesn't ask me any questions. Now he's mad at me cause he don't know how to start it and I won't stay home this Saturday to show him. It doesn't matter to him that I've had plans for that day for two weeks now. F@#$ him. I guess I'm doin everybody a favor if he can't start it he can't cause anyone else any problems.

We sold a brand new motorcyle satuday at 1:05 pm- it was wrecked in the parking lot at 1:07 pm. Guy said that he had riden all his life, it had just been a little while. He also was in to big of a hurry. We always give customers the chance to ride a small bike or atv(that has a manual clutch)to "remember" thier skills. Not all take the opertunity.

Come on dude, I want to go for a ride tonight after work.... :eek: Is it gonna kill ya to tell the guy how to start it? :rolleyes:











Seriously, I'd just tell him a few things then cut him off...

He failed to tell him it doesent run anyway:D

F'ing Sak.... I spent the last 3 hours trying to get my new boat running.... I said fuk it and went to the bar...better luck tomorrow.... :)

I did tell him how to start it. Then the dude calls me back to ask where the kill switch is cause one of his freinds is holding the lanyard and he ain't even in the boat. I was tryin to be a nice guy with him. Then his girl freind calls and tells me that they're gonna be here Saturday so I can show him how to use it. I told her I won't be around and that he,s welcome to come by during the week. She tells me no they're comin on Saturday. So I tell her if they waste their time driving all that way they'll be talkin to themselves. Then this dude calls me back sayin I'm gettin wise with his girl freind. Friggin tough guy. Anybody that knows me knows I'm not about that. I didn't have an attitude with her but now I do with him. The stupid part is that boat is perfect and as easy as a car to start.:eek:

Does it have a retna starter? Maybe all they need is your eyeball .....

what kind of boat?
If you put yourself out there to show them upon delivery, then that should be enough. You're not a boat dealer right? ;)

I think you're on the right track out others safety though.
Seems these boobs shouldn't be out on the water, if they can't figure out how to start it. sheesh :rolleyes:

Um, turn the key?

No I'm not a dealer. I'm just somebody who owned to many boats. Its a 21' Four Winns w/5 liter OMC.

Insert key and turn to the right...geeesh!

Just got back from the marina and tried to start the boat again.... NOTHING....:rolleyes:

I opened the engine hatch only to find out there weren't any engines! :eek: I think I've been screwed.... :( :drink:

I left out the part that everything on this boat has been replaced with new including the engine. I rebuilt it to keep at my shore house so my brother could take the wife and kids out for rides. With that being said you know this boat is perfect. I just didn't need it anymore since I gave him the keys to my Concept.

[QUOTE=sakoutis3;2185721] I was tryin to be a nice guy with him. Then his girl freind calls and tells me that they're gonna be here Saturday so I can show him how to use it.


How does she look :evilb:

[QUOTE=Enforcer2;2185765]Big booty getto. :eek: Enough said???????:eek:

wowwwww lol:D

The boat or the girlfriend? :evilb:

Tell him he needs to hit the gym. You can't get it started unless you can give the starter rope a good yank!:evilb:

I mean, he's gotta have the battery switch turned off or the kill switch out right?