Political Correctness - My first humor contribution to OSO
HOW TO TALK ABOUT WOMEN and STILL BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE - She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT She is not a BAD COOK - She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE She is not HALF-NAKED - She is WARDROBE IMPAIRED She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY - She is METABOLICALLY OVERBURDENED She is not CONCEITED - She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES She does not GAIN WEIGHT - She is a METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE She does not TEASE or FLIRT - She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION She is not TOO SKINNY - She is SKELETALLY PROMINENT She is not KINKY - She is a NON INHIBITED SEXUAL COMPANION She does not WEAR TOO MUCH MAKEUP - She has reached COSMETIC SATURATION She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is GRAVITY RESISTANT ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HOW TO TALK ABOUT MEN and STILL BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN He doesn't GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He investigates ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICULAR REGRESSION He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS He does not get FALLING DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION He is not a SEX MACHINE - He is ROMANTICALLY AUTOMATED He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY He does not UNDRESS YOU WITH HIS EYES - He has an INTROSPECTIVE PORNOGRAPHIC MEMENT He is not AFFRAID OF COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED |
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Not bad, not bad at all...so I say :D :D :D
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Originally posted by Troutly: <STRONG>They work for me so I'll give 'em three :D :D :D</STRONG> |
:D :D :D For the joke and :D :D for Troutly's haiku...
Sean :) |
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:D :D :D , Haiku...there's a word I have not heard (in a while) ;)
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