NASDBOY

Once upon a time in a place where little sperms grow, there was a super jock
sperm who spent all his time working out. He did things like lifting weights and
running, his most important duty. All the other sperm were very curious about
his pastimes.

"Why do you keep working out all the time," they asked.

"Well," he said, "Of all us sperms, only one of us is going to make it to the
egg. And that is going to be me."
Well, the other sperms just floated around
waiting for the day to cum (pardon the expression). And it did, and they were
off!
All those sperms racing along and far out in front of them was the super
jock sperm, racing so fast and so hard
(ha HA ) that they couldn't see him any
more, but they still kept cumming.

Alas, then, away in the distance, they heard a loud piercing scream. They still
kept cumming though.

And then very shortly the super sperm appeared, screaming with all his might,
"Go back, Go Back! IT'S A BLOW JOB!"

Boating Fool

Scarab3DMC

HHMMMMMMM...REMINDS ME OF A WOODY ALLEN MOVIE!!!!!