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Old 01-14-2002, 08:23 AM
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Q: Does this thing get airborne?

A: Well lets just see......yeehaa!
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Old 01-14-2002, 08:26 AM
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At the Gas Pump:

Redneck: How much gas will that thing hold?
My Reply: It has a 150 gallon tank.

Redneck: Dang I bet them Arabs just Luv you.
So just how fast will that thing go?
My Reply: I have hade it doing 90 on the trailer before.

Redneck: Well, My brother has a 20 foot Ranger Bass Boat that will go that fast.

My Reply: Thats nice, but mine will do it with 8 people on board and in rough water.

Redneck: Well I got to get some bait, Maybe Ill hook up wit chew later.

My Reply: Yea, just make sure you brush your tooth, we got some pretty girls that will be joining us later.

Redneck: OK dude
 
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Old 01-14-2002, 12:11 PM
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I have a friend who has a Carrera cat that will do over 100mph. On the dash in clear view of anyone sitting in the passenger seat is the following:

"Yes it's FAST and NO you can't drive!"
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Old 01-14-2002, 03:12 PM
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They always know someone with a boat like
mine, but It's always a little faster and
a little bigger than mine. LOL.
 
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Old 01-14-2002, 03:18 PM
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Is that a race boat?
No, the big numbers are for parking.

What kind of boat is that?
Fiberglass.

Is it fast?
Not really
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Old 01-14-2002, 03:35 PM
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I saw the old Out of Bounds boat this weekend... on the transom it says:

Yeah it's fast...and no, you can't have a ride!

Man I was laughin my ass off!
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Old 01-14-2002, 09:02 PM
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"Wow, this is a nice boat...It must have cost you almost $30k to buy this!!"
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Old 01-15-2002, 09:18 AM
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"How fast does that thing go - like 40?" Being a girl with a boat, my favorite "You actually drive that boat by yourself?"
Then there was my Mom the first time she saw the Fountain "Are you sure that's yours? It's huge!" (She hasn't see a 38 or 42-footer up close before, so I guess a 29 looks big.)
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Jana,
My engine (675hp) and your boat ... we would
make a great couple !!!!
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She'd probably see the other side of 80 easy with that thing. But there's no way I'm going to Michigan - too cold!
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