Just a little chuckle before I forget it...
03-05-2002, 04:38 PM
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Just a little chuckle before I forget it...
This offshore guy walks into a tiki-bar at the marina and orders himself a totti, after a long day raging the bay....
After a while, this cumly looking brunette walks in and sets down beside him. She notices $50 in change laying on the bar next to his drink and says in a very provocative tone "...hey fella, I'll do anything you say, if it can be said in three words for that fifty dollars lying there, no questions asked"...
The offshore guy ponders the statement for awhile then looks at her, stands up shaking his head with a look of relief on his face while scooping up the $50...
He then turns to her, hands her the money, and sez slowly and very deliberately............
"paint...my...house"
Then he heads back out to his boat.....
After a while, this cumly looking brunette walks in and sets down beside him. She notices $50 in change laying on the bar next to his drink and says in a very provocative tone "...hey fella, I'll do anything you say, if it can be said in three words for that fifty dollars lying there, no questions asked"...
The offshore guy ponders the statement for awhile then looks at her, stands up shaking his head with a look of relief on his face while scooping up the $50...
He then turns to her, hands her the money, and sez slowly and very deliberately............
"paint...my...house"
Then he heads back out to his boat.....
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