Miami boat show, restroom talk.
 

During the recent Miami Boat Show I was in the men's restroom doing normal restroom thing.

One guy at the urinal, wearing a Baja shirt. There is another guy at the next urinal with a Fountain shirt.
I took the third urinal and started my business.
The Baja salesman got finished walked up to the sink, opened the faucet wide, steaming hot, took a handful of soap. Thoroughly washed his hands, lots of soap, all around the knuckles, in between the fingers, to his elbow, and with a bunch of towels dried his hands, dry and spotless.
By this time the Fountain salesman was at the sink as well. Opened the faucet a smidgen, took a little-bitty dab of soap, washed his hands, finger nails, wrist and with only one small sheet of paper towel completely dried his hands and folded it into a small pack and in the trash the towel went.
The Baja guy looked, and watched him with some concern and said… “We at Baja Marine are taught to be thorough and not cheep”, and rolled his eye at the Fountain dude, as I tucked away, and zipped up.
The Fountain guy turned with some spite and replied, “We at Fountain are trained to be efficient and not wasteful.”, and steered down at Baja.
I grinned a bit, walked to the door and on the way out, and I turned and said; ” we at Formula don’t piss on our hands.” and left them to their debate.
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Nice story.

lol okaaaaaay

Nice!:grinser010:

so Formula guys squat when you gotta go?

hahahahahahaha!!!! thats a good one!!!

At Formula they even teach there guys how to get a drink without using their hands:p

http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/i...formulaguy.jpg

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Old military academy joke.

"The Navy teahces us not to pi$$ on our hands"

Still funny. :)

No specific reason for any of the boat builders, manufacturers can and may be substituded. Like Chris said, old military joke.
I just used well known names. Actually I heared the joke with Contractors names.

R U Scott Porter!!!???:evilb:

I went to the show and the baja salesman says "so what kind of boat do you own," I said an Apache. He said WHATS THAT? I just chuckled to myself.

Any good salesman for any brand, talking in regards to the competition should say.
"There really fast boats, I pass them all the time":p

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Originally Posted by PARADOX (Post 2469758)

During the recent Miami Boat Show I was in the men's restroom doing normal restroom thing.

walked to the door and on the way out, and I turned and said; ” we at Formula don’t piss on our hands.” and left them to their debate.
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I guess it's better not shaking hands with Formula sales people , eh !

At Hustler we use both hands:rolleyes::drink:

Because you need to or just want to? :confused:

1 to hold your undies out and the other 2 try and find the tool!!!?????:evilb:

there you go again !! :evilb:

always there to help in the mens room :party-smiley-004:

Yip!:p:hitfan:

Both:D

Ya have to watch it when wrinkleface follows Downtown42 into the pisser,it sounds like a tap dance between the two:evilb::evilb:

No, It's DT42 & JBBoyne in the pisser!:evilb:

then there's Drag N' A$$ in the chitter.....:chimp:

ewwww whats that smell :et:

next to you inn the stal:D

Ya, I got busted years ago with these 2 girls it the bathroom and ever since then any time there is a bathroom scenario he drags me into it:(

http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/i...2005-11-09.jpg

There is also the one about the two salesmen at the urinal, One from Cigarette and the other from Apache. Cigarette guy with a smirk says to the Apache guy boy this water in the urinal is cold, Apache guy says with a bigger smirk, yah, and it`s deep too.

I get asked what kind of boat I own.

I say, "I have a Cigarette boat."

They just look at me and say, "Oh, A Baja!"

I just roll my eyes and say, "No! A Cigarette!" :D

They just look at me like a deer in the headlights. :rolleyes:

Two guys in a public bathroom in Jamaica, American tourist looks over at the Jamaican and sees that the Jamaican guy has "WY" tatooed to his member, he says "I have the same initials tattooed on my member, they are my girlfriend's initials," and further proudly says "but when I get excited she can see that her whole name, WENDY, is tattooed because of my size"......the Jamaican seems unimpressed and responds, "Ya Mon, I work in this touristy resort and when I get excited, my tatoo say 'WELCOME TO JAMAICA, HAVE A NICE DAY'"..........

I stopped washing my hands when my brother got cancer at 22 years old, and my best friend died at 30 of heart failure.

Screw germs they can kiss my azz :Whatever:

thats a long dong