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Old 02-19-2002, 02:26 PM
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Question traviss,you go to the movies last night?

An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said, "Sir,
what is that on your shoulder?" The old farmer said, "That is my
pet rooster, Chuckie. Where ever I go, Old Chuckie goes."
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"I'm sorry, Sir," said the ticket girl, "We can't allow animals in the
theater. Not even a pet chicken.
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The old farmer said well, we'll see about that, he goes around the
corner and stuffed the chicken down his pants. He returned to the booth,
bought a ticket and entered the theater.
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He sat down next to two old emergency room nurses named Mildred and
Marge.
The movie started and the chicken began to squirm.
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The old
farmer
unzipped his pants so Chuckie could stick his head out and watch the
movie.
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"Marge," whispered Mildred. "What?" said Marge."I think the guy next to
me is a pervert."
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"What makes you think so?" asked Marge. "He unzipped his pants and
he has his thing out," whispered Mildred.
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"Well, don't worry about it," said Marge, "At our age we've seen them
all."
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"Yes," I know said Mildred, "But this one's eating my popcorn."

ONly kidding Traviss




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Old 02-19-2002, 02:30 PM
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Yup, traviss loves his farm animals
 
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Old 02-19-2002, 02:58 PM
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don't mention it!
what movie did you see
howard the duck?

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