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Evil Twin 02-21-2002 10:31 PM

Are you a Breast Man or Butt Man?
 
My vote is for the Butt all the way, a bubble butt with a perfect pear shaped. Cant wait till boat'en season:D

Laveyman 02-21-2002 11:11 PM

BOTH!!! :eek: :eek:

Niuhi 02-21-2002 11:14 PM

Butt and legs are the most important to me. They can have small breasts but if they have funky legs and butt I can't deal.

KCHOTBOAT 02-22-2002 12:15 AM

I have to say fake breast. However I only date tall woman.

02-22-2002 06:27 AM

Neither: The brain is the biggest sex organ....

Super30 02-22-2002 06:33 AM

Its got to be the whole package!!butt ,legs,breasts and brains;)

CigDaze 02-22-2002 07:09 AM

Definately breasts for me. Boobs and nice, long legs!
:D :D :D

(o)(o)

BAJA WILL 02-22-2002 07:23 AM

I seem to date mostly thin proportional girls, but God I love big breasts:D especially on petite girls.

formula31 02-22-2002 07:33 AM

Butts for sure.

Milord 02-22-2002 07:41 AM

Butts for sure, you can buy nice tits!:D

tanned fat looks better 02-22-2002 07:46 AM

B@@BS!!!! preferably enhanced.

Zanie 02-22-2002 08:04 AM

Lets put it this way, on ebay my sign in name is:

breastmann!!!!

Gotta love:
Hooters
Ta-tas
Jugs
Melons
Booobies
Pups
Fun Bags
Jigglers.....

I have to go back to work now.
DS

Uncle Toys 02-22-2002 08:07 AM

Butts all the way. Actually prefer smaller breasts on a lean women. After that, its all attitude - aggressive and nasty!

HiPerf2000 02-22-2002 08:08 AM

I can deal with breasts of any size -- I would prefer larger(we all would) but what the hell - like Millord said 'you can buy nice ones'. But the one thing I can't stand is JUNK in the TRUNK :( . No Way - No How!! I date thin girls ( <= 115 lbs ).

P.S. Super30......your wife/girl must read the board ;)

obnoxus 02-22-2002 10:19 AM

I am attracted to the mind !!!!! ( Yes my wife surfs OSO !!!! )

1Boatnut 02-22-2002 10:55 AM

OBNOXUS,HOW COME i HAVE SO MANY BOOB SHOTS FROM LOTO,AND YOU WERE THE 1 TAKING THE PICTURES? THE ONLY THING THAT IS IN YOUR MIND IS BOOBS

obnoxus 02-22-2002 11:16 AM

I have no comment Paul,,,,, I have no recolection of what you are talking about!!!!!!!!

Shorgasm 02-22-2002 11:21 AM

I don't even need to reply to this one do I.........;)



BOOOOOOOOOOOBIES...........

velocity260 02-22-2002 11:26 AM

Boobs all the way the bigger the better always fun to play with.:D

SR-24 02-22-2002 11:27 AM

A nice set of tits are most attractive to me but I would much rather date a chic with a tight ass and curvy legs:D

BODYSHOT1 02-22-2002 11:51 AM

H:eek: :eek: RAY FOR B:eek: :eek: BIES!!!

:D :p :p :D

Advantage_Rob 02-22-2002 12:03 PM

I am seeing the boob trend is winning, but my opinion is a 5' 6" - 5'-8", thin, must have the proper shaped, small backside, and the more athletic the better, and to me big boobs are a turn-off, because with them you generally get a higher bodyfat which is a major turn-off to me. Maybee I spend too much time at the gym, but I prefer a b-cup to small c over a d any day, and implants are great to add, but completely un-needed as far as I'm concerned. I guess I'm not a boob guy. But I feel a beautiful woman is like a work of art. Man the ladies must hate reading this post... Sorry were just guy's, need I say more.

MooseKnuckle 02-22-2002 12:23 PM

Boobs when right in front of your mouth and Butt when it's arched at the Perfect Angle ;) :D :p

Shorgasm 02-22-2002 01:17 PM


Originally posted by Advantage_Rob
I am seeing the boob trend is winning, but my opinion is a 5' 6" - 5'-8", thin, must have the proper shaped, small backside, and the more athletic the better, and to me big boobs are a turn-off, because with them you generally get a higher bodyfat which is a major turn-off to me. Maybee I spend too much time at the gym, but I prefer a b-cup to small c over a d any day, and implants are great to add, but completely un-needed as far as I'm concerned. I guess I'm not a boob guy. But I feel a beautiful woman is like a work of art. Man the ladies must hate reading this post... Sorry were just guy's, need I say more.
Rob......buddy......You're soooo full of crap you're eyes are brown.........:rolleyes:

Missmymoney 02-22-2002 01:51 PM

Everybody has a butt, only babes and fat men have boobs, and fat man boobs don't look good.
So yes I'm a boob man

Tom

Advantage_Rob 02-22-2002 02:50 PM

Man-gasm!! LOL!!

What's that all about, I'm just sayin what I like to see in a hottie, was it the work of art thing, did I take it too far?? I see you said you and a boob man, but if you change to an ass man you can start by kissin' my ass!!! LOL!!! Just kiddin, dont take it personally, but you might want to explain yourself a little better.

Advantage_Rob 02-22-2002 03:15 PM

Oh, I thought you were gonna start pissin me off, but that wasn't your intention and I appreciate that. Anyway, I speak my mind, always, and that's exactly how I feel about it. If it sounds like it is right out of a magazine, well thanks for the compliment, I think. That's just me, face value, I'm not a "whatever it takes" guy at all with the ladies. Whatever it takes applies only to my work ethic, with the ladies, face value, I don't b.s. them, I'm sraight up, hide nothing, and say anything I want weather it's "what they want to hear" or not, That's me, and they don't like it, that's fine, cuz that's me, but most people I know look up to me, for these reasons. Now, back to rotten for good ass pic's!!!

Goodfella 02-22-2002 03:23 PM

I am an ass man! You can buy a nice set of bolt ons but you can't by a nice tight little can. I do not date any women that have larger underwear than mine! :D

Advantage_Rob 02-22-2002 03:24 PM

OK why the hell is your post below mine now?? It looks like I have a split personality or something.

Sorry I think a chick could have the greatest boobs in the world, but if the back isn't just as good, it does nothing for me. The back first and foremost, and if the front is good, bonus, but if not, no points are taken away on my scale of hottieness!!

Advantage_Rob 02-22-2002 03:41 PM

ok for all you you reading this and wondering what the hell I'm talking about, on my screen, all of the post's I add are in a row, and shoregasm's are after mine?? Dont ask me why, but it is putting mine in before shore's??? ....Wierd?? Shore, check the clock on your computer, you posted at 4:02, and the board says it's only 3:44, it's making me wonder what's going on.

Shorgasm 02-22-2002 03:59 PM

Oh damn.....Come on Rob.............that looks to be right out of a mens mag...............anyways........whatever it takes to get ass right.........:rolleyes:

Women are beutiful....that's for sure...........well soem of them at least.........Now that was sexist.....:rolleyes:

Shorgasm 02-22-2002 04:02 PM

Oh and of course I like a tight ass and tone legs.....but they don't grab my attention like a pair of gorgeuos TITS........

Oh and don't get me started on the subject of cleavage........I just melt for that.........:D :D :D


But it has to be on a "good" girl.........;)

MissAmy 02-22-2002 05:44 PM

I'm sorrry......I just have to jump in here. You guys are crackin' me up with your descriptions.

Evil Twin,....."GO BUTTS"?? heehee. LMAO! :D :D :D

MissAmy 02-22-2002 05:46 PM

Of course these replies make no sense at all now since their order is all messed up. :confused: :)

mxz800 02-22-2002 06:31 PM

i am a butt man all the way my wife runs up the steps in front of me she knows she is getting groped :eek: :D :D (SMACK THAT ASS)

Wildfire 02-22-2002 06:32 PM

YES

Evil Twin 02-22-2002 06:37 PM

You can always get a quality set of "Bolt On's" for the top end, but the lower end is where all of the power and stability is. It needs to be a tight compact package with little wobble to ensure performance, eye appeal and symitary.

Go Butt's


:D :D :D

CAP071 02-22-2002 08:51 PM

101% BUTT-BOOTY-BUNNS-HIENY!!!!!!! YOU HAVE TO HAVE BUNNS-HUNN! :D

Vonbongo 02-22-2002 09:10 PM

(!) Ass all the way! and not a ( ! ) either.

Sorry I admit I'm a pig, but I 'm OK with it.

:D You can always upgrade the top end, much harder to dial in the bottom.

flylevel 02-22-2002 09:20 PM

Check List;

1) Great Smile
2) Good Body
3) Long Legs
4) Nice A^^

And they have to Smell Good, Nothing worse than a women that wears something that smells like sh^t.


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