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Cash Bar 05-22-2008 12:31 PM

Spend your Gov. Check the right way.
 
Federal Rebate Check

The federal government is sending each and every one of us a $600 rebate. If we spend it at Walmart, the money will go to China . If we spend it on gasoline, the money will go to the Arabs. If we purchase a computer it will go to India . If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico , Honduras and Guatemala . If we purchase a good car, it will go to Japan . If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan . and none of it will help the American economy. The only way to keep the money here at home is to buy prostitutes, weed, beer and tattoos since these are the only products still produced in the USA . Thank you for your help and please support the US .

Chris Sunkin 05-22-2008 12:46 PM

Preaching to the choir, aren't we?

LEOPAJM 05-22-2008 01:20 PM

I was gonna say beer and strippers .... Buy American !!! :cool-smiley-011:

rlj676 05-22-2008 01:23 PM

Dont forget some guns.

Buy a Smith & Wesson or some AR15, they're all made here.

getchasum111 05-22-2008 01:50 PM

:cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:buy weed!!!! I love that idea.....

Coolerman 05-22-2008 02:06 PM


Originally Posted by getchasum111 (Post 2566920)
:cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:buy weed!!!! I love that idea.....

Ha, smoke weed, get lazy, and collect even more gov't checks.... How American, at least it seems so in todays world. "Rich" people make their money off of the backs of poor helpless people anyways... So why not tax the rich even more?...... :rolleyes:

Anarchy Powerboats 05-22-2008 02:07 PM

and tasers, dont forget tasers:cool-smiley-027:

glassdave 05-22-2008 02:15 PM

LOL :D . . . i'm in for the hookers an beer . . . what the hell . . maybe even a tattoo (of a hooker drinking MY beer):cool-smiley-011:

WARPARTY36 05-22-2008 02:26 PM

With the salary cap on the refund, how may people on this sight will ever see a check?:Whatever:

I won't:(

That $600 would cover a bar tab, maybe 2 :evilb:

C M R 05-22-2008 02:28 PM

Put it in your savings… My opinion


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