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Old 06-25-2008, 07:08 AM
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Originally Posted by yzbert
wow dude your starting to sound like a girl


by the way i should be able to help you pick out drapes this weekend
I have some free X this w/e, I could help w/ potz & pan selections, rug cleaner, laundry soap, etc!! Let me know
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Oh!! Wait til the washer or drier takes a chit. Funny how you have to buy both. But only one broke. Then you're looking at the front load washer, thinkin OMG that's alot of boat GAS.
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Originally Posted by Freeryd
Ya know....it figures JB would be so damn greedy as to take a thread started for me and jessica, and turn it around in hopes of getting something out of it! I'm really gettin sick and tired of his endless crying about needing to get laid. You've pushed me to far JB, no excuses...you're going to Canada the next time i go. i KNOW they got just what the doctor ordered up there! Trust me!
Bill, will U please tell Jess to quit calling me late at light after U pass out. She says she is tired of little boys and wants a mature experienced man.

PS. The Dr. never ordered CRABS
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PS. The Dr. never ordered CRABS
You're right....but they can order up a prescription to get rid of them! party on!
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Would you really trust the Doctors that we hang around with to give you the correct prescription? They would give you something for female hormones, you would start growing boobs and your voice would get higher then it already is.

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Originally Posted by JB4Boyne
I'm thinking 30-40, 5'2-5'8, Gorgeous, Hard body, Blond, Sweet personality, Rich, and owns a marina.
That shouldn't be to hard to find should it?

Someone like Reese.
She is the worlds most perfect woman v
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JB, wake up. Stop dreaming about Reese. She is way to good for you buddy.
She's more MY style! She don't want your old, wrinkley Ba!!zzz!

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Originally Posted by Freeryd
JB, wake up. Stop dreaming about Reese. She is way to good for you buddy.
She's more MY style! She don't want your old, wrinkley Ba!!zzz!
Sounds like Jess does not want yours either!!! Won't cum out & eat w/ U cuz it takes 2 long 2 get ready !!! Poor girl
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Things are already getting bad,I offered Bill a beer while we were docked at the shopper dock,he said no thanks!He said JB wouldn't let him have one,or was it Jess that wouldn't let him have one?I just could not believe my ears.
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Originally Posted by Blue Oval
Things are already getting bad,I offered Bill a beer while we were docked at the shopper dock,he said no thanks!He said JB wouldn't let him have one,or was it Jess that wouldn't let him have one?I just could not believe my ears.
Bob, Jess threw a Hissy last Thursday cuz she did not have a 2 hour notice 2 get ready 4 a quick bite w/ us (she had just gotten out of work, was not like she just finished a mud wrestling gig!!). Did not want 2 go where a bunch of us were go'n! sounds like a high, rephrase, way Frik'n high maintenance program 2 me! Billy Boy, grab your ankles & hold on!! YEEEEEEHAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW!
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once they are past the two kid mark she won't care what she looks like anymore,or how much she weighs.Point is she will be ready must faster.
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