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Old 02-26-2002, 12:38 PM
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> > > > > > A doctor was having an affair with his
> > nurse.Shortly
> > > > > > afterward,she told him she was pregnant.Not
> > wanting his
> > > > > > wife to know,he gave the nurse a sum of
> > money and asked
> > > > > > her to go to ITALY and have the baby there.
> > > > > > "But how will I let you know the baby is
> > born?" she
> > > > > > asked.He replied."Just send me a postcard
> > and
> > > > > > write 'sphaghetti' on the back.I'll take
> > care of
> > > > > > expenses."
> > > > > > Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took
> > the money
> > > > > > and flew to Italy.
> > > > > > Six months went by and then one day the
> > doctor's wife
> > > > > > called him at the office and
> > explained."Dear,you
> > > > > > received a very strange postcard in the
> > mail today from
> > > > > > Europe,and I don't understand what it
> > means."
> > > > > > The doctor said,"Just wait until I get home
> > and I will
> > > > > > explain it to you."Later that evening,the
> > doctor came
> > > > > > home,read the postcard,fell to the floor
> > with a heart
> > > > > > attack.Paramedics rushed him to the ER.The
> > lead medic
> > > > > > stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked
> > what trauma
> > > > > > had precipitated the cardiac arrest.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > So the wife picked up the card and read.
> > > > > >
> > "Sphagetti,Sphagetti,Sphagetti,Sphagetti.Two with
> > > > > > sausage and meatballs,two without."
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
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Old 02-26-2002, 12:50 PM
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Very cute!!!
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i like that


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MAMA MIA!!!!!!!!!

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I give that
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