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Old 06-26-2008, 08:34 PM
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dont make me tell stories about you.....
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Old 06-26-2008, 08:34 PM
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Aww go ahead, tell us a few...
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Old 06-26-2008, 08:37 PM
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dont make me tell stories about you.....
most of the good ones involve you...so if your feeling like incriminating yourself FEEL FREE !!!
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Old 06-26-2008, 08:41 PM
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I believe I have the pics too!
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I don't think it would matter if he went 200 mph at this
point........social retart.
Hahahahaha........how about 201mph??
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Old 06-26-2008, 08:55 PM
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im suffering from an awful case of ANAL GLAUCOMA and i just cant see my ass coming into work !!!! LMFAOOOOOOOOO
ANAL GLAUCOMA ................that's great! I will have to remember that one!
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Old 06-26-2008, 08:58 PM
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I believe I have the pics too!
i believe ya just might
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Sharkey, stop making sense! I already made this MOVIE.

http://www.jumpcut.com/view?id=4AC3C...1D000423CF4092

Hollywood is calling now about the rights!
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Old 06-26-2008, 09:23 PM
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A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning", said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners." "Go away!" said the old lady. "I'm broke and haven't got any money!" and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. "Don't be too hasty" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration". And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder". The old lady stepped back and said "Well, let me get you a fork 'cause they cut off my electricity this morning".
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Dave thats some funny chit right there...thats almost as funny as the day i told Fred i wasnt coming in to work...he says, "why whats up"? i said im suffering from an awful case of ANAL GLAUCOMA and i just cant see my ass coming into work !!!! LMFAOOOOOOOOO

bern i had a guy call out sick on my voice mail he said "im sick".
the funny part of the story was he thought he hung up and his friend with him said your sick, he said im sick of working. i called his cell and played back the message to his voice mail he never came back
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