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Old 06-25-2008, 02:35 PM
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Had the cat before the movie! AND before Austin Powers lost his!
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Old 06-25-2008, 02:45 PM
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Mike and Michelle....sorry to hear about Twiggy.

Good that you have Mojo already......

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Old 06-25-2008, 02:51 PM
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Had the cat before the movie! AND before Austin Powers lost his!
AH - HA Back to work and get some chit done will ya
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Mike & Michele,

Sorry to hear about Twiggy! Judging by the way our guys got of the boat saturday morning in South Haven I am guessing this isn't your first time killing a kat.

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Sorry to hear about Twiggy

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Man sorry to hear about your cat. Losing pets is such a tough deal.

Here's a funny email I got last week that may crack a smile for ya!

DOG DIARY

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!



CAT DIARY

Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre
little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the
other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.
Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I
nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The
only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.

In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.


Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their
feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it
clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made
condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am.
Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was
placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event.
However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that
my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what
this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my
tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try
this again tomorrow...but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and
snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly
released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.
The bird has got to be an informant. I observe
him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he
reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody
for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now..........
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I own a Fountain.

This weekend, after a long illness, our fuzzy friend Twiggy passed away.

I took her to the vet and had to sign the papers.
Hey Mike, Sorry to hear about the loss of your little friend Twiggy ...It's too bad that cats don't really have 9 Lives 'cause they'd be able to outlive some of us. Sometimes it's harder when we loose a pet (they seen ti give us unconditional love & support without alotta back talk) If I still had my buddy Ice, I'd share him with you to make you feel better. Pinky
& just for the record puzzy is waaayyyyy better than pizza
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Man sorry to hear about your cat. Losing pets is such a tough deal.

Here's a funny email I got last week that may crack a smile for ya!

DOG DIARY

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!



CAT DIARY

Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre
little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the
other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.
Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I
nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The
only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.

In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.


Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their
feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it
clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made
condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am.
Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was
placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event.
However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that
my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what
this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my
tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try
this again tomorrow...but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and
snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly
released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.
The bird has got to be an informant. I observe
him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he
reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody
for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now..........
Brandon, That's some funny Chit there...It's funny, 'cause it's True! See You in Chicago buddy We'll have to drink some Pain in the Azz's again. Pinky
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Brandon, That's some funny Chit there...It's funny, 'cause it's True! See You in Chicago buddy We'll have to drink some Pain in the Azz's again. Pinky
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Old 06-26-2008, 11:06 AM
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Sorry to hear about your cat Mike.
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