OMG! What does this make ME?
 

I own a Fountain.

This weekend, after a long illness, our fuzzy friend Twiggy passed away.

I took her to the vet and had to sign the papers.

Everyone wants to be a Cat Killer when they grow up.

RIP to your little friend :(

Thanks for the sympathy Brian. I tried as hard as I could not to fall into lock-step with Reggie's Cat Killer campaign, but it just didn't work out. Fortunately, we have an emergency backup cat named Mojo.

my newfie just passed also, my deepest condolances

How is it that cats always manage to balance being both royalty and morons at the same time?

Sorry to hear about Twiggy, but it looks like Mojo's got it handled.

Mike, sorry about your deal!!!!! try to have fun on your trip.....BZ

Sorry to hear that dude,,,,,, one of the hardest things we ever have to do.

Man sorry to hear about your cat. Losing pets is such a tough deal.

Here's a funny email I got last week that may crack a smile for ya! :drink:

DOG DIARY

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!



CAT DIARY

Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre
little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the
other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.
Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I
nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The
only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.

In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.


Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their
feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it
clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made
condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am.
Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was
placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event.
However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that
my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what
this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my
tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try
this again tomorrow...but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and
snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly
released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.
The bird has got to be an informant. I observe
him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he
reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody
for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now..........

Brandon, that funny !!!

Mike, sorry to hear about the kitty. We've got a female that looks exactly like yours.

Thanks guys. I appreciate the condolences. Didn't want to create a sob-story, though! Just another convoluted attempt at self-aggrandizing humor on my part! I am, in truth of being...a cat killer. :eek:

Sorry to hear this Mike. My condolences.

Roger

In answer to your question. We are what we eat....and you know what that makes you...:D

Sorry to hear about Twiggy Bro, my deepest condolances

I'm a PIZZA?? Cuz I LOVE pizza!

If you love it so much, the least you could do is learn how to spell it correctly.....:D

Never spell something incorrectly when correcting someone's else's spelling. Or something like that. These are words to live by.

sorry to hear...

Also sad on the Newfie passing, I had one last year.

Here's a warm vid on an ex-lion pet meeting again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVNTdWbVBgc

DOH!!!

Damn Dave <sniffle> I love you too, man!


Ya ever have one of those days when you put your jeans on for work, and they are new jeans, and the legs are too long so you decide to cut them off, but its 4:25 in the morning and you cut them like 2 inches too short, so now they are total floods..but then you realize that it's raining today, so it's all good? Well THAT'S the day I'm having.

Sorry to hear about your pet. My own big, black cat Moose went out one night last fall and never came back. He loved me...hated my wife. He also farted, snored, ran to my car to greet me when I came home every night and probably would have drank beer if I let him. A perfect "guy" cat.

BTW, BLee's post was hilarious...:D

Sorry to hear about the cat.... RIP.


Emergency backup cat named MOJO?

http://www.rolanddg.com/R-WORLD/v02/images/mojo.jpg

Had the cat before the movie! AND before Austin Powers lost his!

Mike and Michelle....sorry to hear about Twiggy.

Good that you have Mojo already......

M/M Cig

AH - HA :D:D:D Back to work and get some chit done will ya :cool-smiley-011:

Mike & Michele,

Sorry to hear about Twiggy! Judging by the way our guys got of the boat saturday morning in South Haven I am guessing this isn't your first time killing a kat.

Andy, Nikki & JJ

Sorry to hear about Twiggy:(

Dan & Vicki

:D:D:D

Hey Mike, Sorry to hear about the loss of your little friend Twiggy :(...It's too bad that cats don't really have 9 Lives 'cause they'd be able to outlive some of us. Sometimes it's harder when we loose a pet (they seen ti give us unconditional love & support without alotta back talk) If I still had my buddy Ice, I'd share him with you to make you feel better. Pinky
& just for the record puzzy is waaayyyyy better than pizza:eek:

Brandon, That's some funny Chit there...It's funny, 'cause it's True! :D See You in Chicago buddy We'll have to drink some Pain in the Azz's again. Pinky :cheer:

You got it! :drink:

Sorry to hear about your cat Mike. :(

Mike and Michelle , sorry to here about Twiggy , i know first hand that you guys have done everything to help her and its not easy having to do the deed.

But on a lighter note , Happy 10 years of wedded bliss and now you can be worry free in BVI naked on the rag ship . Ok maybe not naked thats me. CONGRATS

Sad part Bmiller is the thought of the Hippiekid naked on a sailboat with a crew of Haitian little boys is starting to scare me!!!!! Michelle will love it though!!!! Sorry about the loss Mike and Michelle but on a lighter note, Happy Anniversary and I hope you have a great trip. Can picture you sucking down some Sailor Jerry blowing into the Sail hahahahaah!!!

make sure you bring your bluzies and redzies.....

The part that is truely scary is your constant thinking about little Haitian boys! You've got to stop sending me those emails, I'm just not interested. :D