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JB4Boyne 06-25-2008 12:00 PM

yzbert
 
Arn't U supposed 2 B inside pulling teeth or something:D
What R U do'n outside standing there with a whip, make'n those 2 poor women trim your bush?:evilb:

yzbert 06-25-2008 01:00 PM

hey it was lunch time and i have to check up on them. dont feel sorry for them the older one showed up to work today for the first time this week. and the younger ones will work for donuts.

JB4Boyne 06-25-2008 02:04 PM

The younger one must be married to a cop.:evilb:

yzbert 06-25-2008 02:14 PM

shouldnt you be on your way to AZ ??

dyno 06-25-2008 06:54 PM

F'n densists........get to work!

Freeryd 06-25-2008 09:54 PM

ya know what i don't get..... I'll tell ya.......
So, there you are at your dentist office for your bi-yearly cleaning (which reminds me but i'll come back to that!). anyways, your mouth is wide open filled with these really uncomfortable pieces of "plastic" which i'm certain are really shards of glass, holding your jaw open so you can't "accidently" bite your dentists finger off! hehehe- ok but my problem here is WHY IN THE PHUK do you insist on talking to me and ASKING me questions when you know god dammed well i can't answer you?!?!?!?! wtf is that? some kinda cruel treatment? a hint for all you dentists on the board...DON'T ask me anything unless i can answer it with a grunt or groan! thank you.
back to this bi-yearly cleaning thing....what gives??? it used to be just fine to visit you guys once a year, IF that often. Now, you feel we need to visit every 6 months? are you having that much trouble making boat payments? just like to torment me with questions i can't answer? or is it really just that funny watching me try and act cool and look attractive with drool and polishing paste all over my face, when one of your many HOTT hygenists walk in the room???

JB4Boyne 06-26-2008 12:05 AM


Originally Posted by Freeryd (Post 2602910)
ya know what i don't get..... I'll tell ya.......
So, there you are at your porn store for your bi-sexual experience (which reminds me but I'll come back to that!). anyways, your mouth is wide open filled with this really big comfortable pieces, which I'm certain is really going 2 be hard on my glASS , holding your jaw open so you can't "accidentally" bite your d___ off! hehehe- ok but my problem here is WHY IN THE PHUK do you insist on taking me and ASKING me questions when you know god dammed well i can't answer you?!?!?!?! wtf is that? some kinda cruel treatment? a hint for all you hung men ...DON'T ask me anything unless i can answer it with a grunt or groan! thank you.
back to this bi-sexual thing....what gives??? it used to be just fine to visit you guys once a year, IF that often. Now, you feel we need to visit every 6 months? are you having that much trouble making boat payments? just like to torment me with big tools? or is it really just that funny watching me try and act cool and look attractive with drool and jisim all over my face, when one of your many HOTT helpers walk in the room to take their turn???

Bill, next time hit the spell checker button:eek::evilb:

Freeryd 06-26-2008 12:09 AM

screw you guys! i can't even make a post here anymore! i quit!

yzbert 06-26-2008 09:23 AM

hey they hot are they not?

yzbert 06-26-2008 09:24 AM


Originally Posted by Freeryd (Post 2603033)
screw you guys! i can't even make a post here anymore! i quit!

when i get to 1000 i am going to quit as well, dont worry about the spelling, heck i cant either.

JB4Boyne 06-26-2008 10:08 AM

Scott,
You need to read the ''QUOTE'' after I fixed it for him.

JB4Boyne 06-26-2008 10:12 AM

Bill, when your done pouting in the corner, pull your thumb out of your mouth, pick your blanky up off the floor and call me. We have some things to go over before the meeting.

yzbert 06-26-2008 11:14 AM


Originally Posted by JB4Boyne (Post 2603393)
Scott,
You need to read the ''QUOTE'' after I fixed it for him.

sorry i forgot to read the quote, damn that is funny.

Freeryd 06-26-2008 12:37 PM


Originally Posted by yzbert (Post 2603500)
sorry i forgot to read the quote, damn that is funny.

no...it's really not! you guys play dirty! i guess i understand why you're treating me this way though, it's ok guys...i know you're jealous of my lifestyle! i'm sorry but not everyone can mow lawns for a living and score the kind of hotties that i do! it just comes natural, what else can i say? chicks dig lawn mowers!!!!!!!!!
speaking of, scott...do you and mel need your lawn mowed yet?!?!?!?! i'll take REAL good care of it for ya! Us young guys are still capable of taking care of business at home AND elsewhere! :grinser010:

Freeryd 06-26-2008 12:39 PM


Originally Posted by yzbert (Post 2603326)
hey they hot are they not?

well i sure don't come there for the Dr's services!!!:D

ROADHOG 06-26-2008 12:46 PM

Hey Scott,
Just got off the phone with Wrink, and he said he would like his SAFTEY PIN back. Also he said a few thinks that I will not post for PUBLIC viewing.

wrinkleface 06-30-2008 08:27 AM


Originally Posted by Drag 'N' Ass (Post 2603650)
Hey Scott,
Just got off the phone with Wrink, and he said he would like his SAFTEY PIN back. Also he said a few thinks that I will not post for PUBLIC viewing.

:party-smiley-004::hitfan:


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