u betcha.....

Hell if the price keeps going up he will be able to buy a boat that can really go 100.

I was thinking the same thing.
He's already getting close to the value of the Stingray.

Just a couple thoughts. I do that on occasion. Some are good, some are not. :)

He has mentioned before he runs for $300-$500.
The current $5500 might be too steep for him to cover even if he did want to run. So maybe it needs to be lowered back down?? (As most, I have no idea on his finances)
The amount may have gotten to high before he logged on to accept.

The boat really can't go 100.1, thus no reply.

Or everyone is falling right in his hand, he's just waiting to play it. Gets on here talking smack about 100mph runs, gets some nay sayers and puts on a little show, (for those that did actually show up) but at a lower speed to his new and improved number of 85+. Then sits back and lets the boys poke at him till real money is thrown down. Interesting concept. :)
I'd like to know where Bernie would put his money being how he has 1st hand experince.

Has there been a time table to accept the challenge?

Yeah, I think occaisonally too.:rolleyes:

You're reading into this too much, and giving him too much credit.
He had his shot.
He couldn't get it up.

You are falling to fallacy (or phallusee...) that he can accomplish more than 100.
Ain't gonna happen, done and gone.

He ain't come'n back no way no how. Hes been bought and paid for and he knows it:rolleyes: Hey TD! The price of meat has just gone up and yer ol lady has just gone down. You could make more money as a butcher so don't you waste your time on me.

I guess DOUBLE DIGITS "aka Peter Cotton Balls" Doesn't want to run for $5500????

Suprising since he is a BIG TIME street racer............We all thought this would be easy money for him!:rolleyes:

I found a new picture on the web for Team Double Digits...:evilb:

Hilarious

I have a "feeling":rolleyes: that boat won't run 100, if THIS cant bring him out to do it.

This is at a minimum 11 races worth (at 500 a pop), and seeing as getting 2 races was "impossible" last Sun, it'd be worth showing your hand I'd think to win this much.

I guess he assumes that every potential "mark" is on OSO or will hear of his speed?:cool:

I doubt he's won over 5g's on the water in his life, now it sounds like his cars may be a different story.

I`m only posting here to add to my post count.

Quit trying to hi jack this thread:drink::drink:

Anyone call this guy yet?

i think we have called him out enough already hes a puzzy az

Thats funny??:confused:

I can't believe this thing is still going.:drink:

i called him a Tool.....does that count....

hes a puzzy az :D:cool-smiley-027:

Poor guy paid for a Platinum membership...wonder how he's enjoying the OSO swag? :D

The only thing this guy failed at was thinking he could transfer his street racing success to the water. I bet if he ran the rivers he'd get some takers. Of course he'd get his ass handed to him there.

The guy did manage to get some real money thrown on the table here. I hope Shore Dreams for Kids gets at least some of it no matter what happens. :cool:

What's the record for how many pages you guys can go without this guy showing his face again? :party-smiley-004:

The silence is deafening!

The Jersey Redneck Piney Press

Toms River NJ – July 2nd 2008: Rich “KING OF THE PINEYS” Cole, also known as Triple Digits to anyone south of Parkway Exit 82 “aka Double Digits to anyone north of Exit 82,” was challenged by several members of that mean spirited internet board offshoreonly.com also known as ‘OSO” this week to run 100mph or better.

Our in the forest reporter, Jimmy “No fork in my family pine tree” Smith caught up to the Piney Legend a little while ago in his garage working the fastest 22 Stingray in the world.

Jimmy Smith: “Rich, what’s all the hoopla about these days about you and your 22’ backwoods waterborn rocketship?”

Double Digits: “Well………….uhhhhhhhhhhhh I knew they were gonna be startin some stuff wit me.”

Jimmy Smith: “Well, like what?’

Double Digits: “I’m a real big street racer and I’m the first guy on Barnegat Bay to race people for money and win over $50,000 a year with my championship 22’ Stingray.”

Jimmy Smith: “That’s funny, we’ve never heard of racing for money on Barnegat Bay?’

Double Digits: “Well I figure that if I pull along side some of these bigger boats and race’um and I beat’um, they owe me some money!’ I just haven’t figured out a way to collect it yet?”

Jimmy Smith: “Wow that’s pretty amazing! How do you plan on collecting the money?”

Double Digits: “uhhhhh I ain’t to sure about that – still tryin to figure that out?”

Jimmy Smith: “ we heard that you ran only 87.1mph last weekend when your boat is named Triple Digits for the speed that it does. Whats up with that?’

Double Digits: “Well first off, it was kinda muggy that morning, and my dog had a case of the ass so I didn’t have enough time to lay bags of ice on the intake to cool down the air. Plus we used most of the ice the night before to keep the Old Milwawkee cold when I had my boys over the shop. It was also pretty flat with only chop high enough to slap my buddy Junior in the ankles.”

Jimmy Smith: “Wow, sounds like a tough break?”

Double Digits: “It wasn’t too bad, I wouldn’t have even done 87.1mph if I hadn’t taken a monster size dump 1hr before the run.”

Jimmy Smith: “From what I’ve read online as of today, some folks have raised $5500 to put on the line for you to do 100.1mph or better this weekend? Sounds like taking candy from a baby with this monster machine you got right here?’

Double Digits: “Well Jimmy, I’ve been hittin the laxitives pretty hard to bring the total weight of the boat down. I also was reading a book called “pukin n poopin – how toi break a 100mph in a 22’ ****box.” No pun intended on the name of the book.”

Jimmy Smith: “Well that sounds impressive but don’t you think you need a little more than that?”

Double Digits: “Yeah………I think if I also get some wind to my back and hit the outgoing current right I could probably pick up some speed.” Also, if there are any downhill parts of the bay, that’s good for a mph or two.”

Jimmy Smith: “I still think you may need a little more than that?”

Double Digits: “yeah…..but don’t tell anyone but I’m gonna disappear until all this blows over cause I ain’t got $5500 to put up so as the old sayin goes – if ya can’t put up – shut up!”

Jimmy Smith: “But a world champion street racer like yourself? Running and hiding like that in some hole?”

Double Digits: “aint all that bad, I still got some old milwakee left and I stashed a box of twinkees in the hole I’m gonna hide in.”

Jimmy Smith: “ Well Rich, thanks for your time and we hope you find a downhill on the bay larger than the Batman roller coaster at Six Flags this weekend if you do decide to go out and take a shot at the $5500.”

I f''king love it.. This will be a classic. :)

Dave your on a roll!!! LOL :D

Still nothing? $5500 is a bunch.:D

I think the challenge should be based on the "Pinks" principle.

Yawn....... what a waste of time......:snide:

after all the chit talk has he not responded to anything....

No nads!!!

:Whatever:

and no power

The Jersey Redneck Piney Press

KING PINEY’S NOT JUST SITTING SCRATCHIN HIS HINEY!

Toms River NJ – July 3rd 2008: Rich “KING OF THE PINEYS” Cole, isn’t sitting around scratching hiney like we all suspected him to. No sir-eee! After some extensive investigative work, we discovered Jersey’s own Lake “X!”

Down in Piney Land, there is a little not well known marina know as Dixie’s marina. Dixie’s looks like your typical off the beaten path Piney Crab Shack & Marina. Little does anyone know that it also serves as Jersey’s own Lake “X!” As we looked around we found an old barn in the back. Upon walking inside we found the King of the Piney’s himself!

Jimmy Smith: “Rich, what’s up with you laying on your back under the boat? Are you blueprinting the bottom?

Double Digits: “Well………….my printer only has black ink so printing blue is out of the question”

Jimmy Smith: “Oh………..I see. What’s that gun shaped object in your hand that you are pointing at the bottom that is making a clicking sound?”

Double Digits: “It’s my latest secret weapon! You remember back in the 70’s when everybody had the really big records? There used to be a tool called “ZERO STAT!”

Jimmy Smith: “Yeah I think I remember those things but they were for records right?’

Double Digits: “Well yeah but I think I’m onto something here. First it’s called ZERO STAT. That right there gets me tinglin since my name is Triple Digits and there are two zeros in the number 100!”

Jimmy Smith: “Any scientific or mathematical research that can tie the two together?”

Double Digits: “Whats mathemamatical?”

Jimmy Smith: “ Uhhhhhhhhhh never mind………..so what does the ZERO STAT do?’

Double Digits: “Well, I climb under the boat and squeeze the ZERO STAT gun and it spits positive charged stuff on the bottom of the boat. With the bottom of the boat covered in all this positive stuff – the negative stuff (water) should bounce right off and give me more speed!”

Jimmy Smith: “Water is negatively charged?”

Double Digits: “I ain’t got no idea but I know it has a negative effect on my boat’s speed since my boat is glued to it. The only side affect is that my hair stands straight up for a few hours.”

Jimmy Smith: “So you really think this is gonna help?”

Double Digits: “I tried coatin the bottom with baby oil but I got some on the bottom of my feet and I slipped and fell on the box of twinkees. They are now cream filled pancakes.”

Jimmy Smith: “Talking about pancakes, you look like your really slimmin down”

Double Digits: “yeah…..I finished the Pukin and Poopin book and now I’m on onto reading “Laxatives – Loose Your Ass And Add MPH!!”

Jimmy Smith: “Whats up with all these damn GreenHead Flies around here?”

Double Digits: “I’m gonna glue a hundred of those little bastards to the deck of my boat and I figure they will add a few horseFLYpower! Pretty trick huh?”

Jimmy Smith: “Those things bite and hurt though”

Double Digits: “Just need to drink a case of old Milwaukee and don’t shower for a day and they won’t come no where near ya. And if they do, the minute they bite ya they die and fall right off.”

Jimmy Smith: “Any luck finding a downhill spot on the bay?”

Double Digits: “Yupper! Me and my buddy went out the other day with a level and we found a downhill slope east of marker 68.”

Jimmy Smith: “So with all of the latest technology finds you have, are you going to go for the $5500 in cash? Rich????????????? Don’t just walk away with your head down…..”

Note to self: "Self, NEVER piss off DaveP."...

Horse fly power..........LOL:drink:

whos dave p?????:evilb::evilb:

OK, the only thing I'm taking offense at is the fact I like Milwaukee best light.
Everything else is spot on.
Don't hold my beer choice against me.
I drink more, and it's cheap.
I need that to still have a budget to play in this game.

man I needed that after today

Dave,

You just made me choke on my Corona... :drink:

Rich,

It's safe to say, if you really want to win some big bucks by simply breaking 100, here is your opportunity...

And if you pull it off, I wonder what comments would be coming next ? :food-smiley-007:

Hey Dave maybe you are going about this the wrong way? Its obvious he is a Squirl Eater, likes road kill and plays a banjo so if maybe its the amount of money thats not registering in his head. So this is my Wager If he runs and wins he will get $500 and a bottle of Wild Turkey or Colt 45, I don't have any moon shine,
Now if he looses Shore Dreams gets the $500 and I will still give him the bottle of Wild Turkey or Colt 45. sorry Moonshine is not avalible in local stores, bars, titi bars though moonshine may be avalible in the back woods of Bayville.
PS:Your Piney story is killing me :evilb:

Christ.
This is SUMMERTIME.

The DEFINITIVE message board for OFFSHORE Powerboating has dropped THOUSANDS of posts on a douchebag with a faster'n'sh*t 22 Stingray in Barnegat Bay.

I gotta think it's the gas prices.

I'm sure it would feel good for him to take the money, but do you think any of the hucksters would man up & appologize for all the disrespect they've delivered to a guy who seems like a brilliant mechanical engineer.
And who in person, turned out to be a nice guy.

DaveP your killing me over here!!!!:ernaehrung004:

That sh!t has got me crying I am laughing so damn hard!!!!

That is the funniest thing I have read in a while!!!

ROCK ON BRO!!!!!!!:evilb: